Opposition view: Everton

[Cons Dad]

thank god for that - we got the stereotype thread we all wanted from the start - sod the football !!

Thought you said your team didn't play any football !!! :)

 

[Mooncat]

in a true stereotype I actually work there...

I have even robbed a hubcap years ago when I needed one for my little Peugeot 205

I dont have candle lit vigils though. We're not kopites.

 

[shackattack]

we play hoofball !! its a derivation of football, what you do is get two useless defenders who just boot the ball in an upfield direction. using the stands of the stadium as a barometer, you try to find the head of a fuzzy haired belgian. he in turn elbows the nearest opponent, failing an opponent being near him, he runs with the ball as if he is running through treacle. he crosses the half way line, turns back toward his own keeper and sees no option to pass back. he runs forward and sees cahill pulling the shirt of an opponent in the penalty area. phil phil neville neville runs forward arms aloft, calling for the aforementioned ball. fuzzy belgian passes to him and son of neville neville hoofs the ball in the direction of the nearest park and ride scheme. moyes stands on the touchline cursing the fourth official, and saying it is not his fault the 5-6-0 formation failed :-)<br /><br />-- Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:49 pm --<br /><br />would love to know of a candlelit vigil by evertonians. comparing us to kopites is just stupid.

 

[shawgorbie]

I have a few scouse mates and used to see a girl from walton(rice lane)and have nothing bad to say about any of them.Treated me with respect,i suppose its how you act with them.

 

[Mooncat]

Rice Lane - I'm originally from there too.

Same as anywhere mate - if you're okay with people they're generally okay back to you.

We've got our fair share of dickheads - as have you - but the decent far outwiegh the nobheads

 

[Cons Dad]

we play hoofball !! its a derivation of football, what you do is get two useless defenders who just boot the ball in an upfield direction. using the stands of the stadium as a barometer, you try to find the head of a fuzzy haired belgian. he in turn elbows the nearest opponent, failing an opponent being near him, he runs with the ball as if he is running through treacle. he crosses the half way line, turns back toward his own keeper and sees no option to pass back. he runs forward and sees cahill pulling the shirt of an opponent in the penalty area. phil phil neville neville runs forward arms aloft, calling for the aforementioned ball. fuzzy belgian passes to him and son of neville neville hoofs the ball in the direction of the nearest park and ride scheme. moyes stands on the touchline cursing the fourth official, and saying it is not his fault the 5-6-0 formation failed :-)

That sounds good compared to the shite of the games against colchester and northampton etc etc, I used to ask for the highest seat in the stand so that I was at eye level with the ball !!!

 

[Mooncat]

serious question - was that experience enjoyable (in a weird way)... you know, playing at Stockport, Macc, Lincolkn etc...?

I think it would sound - for a bit anway - but after a few years do your tits in.

 

[Cons Dad]

serious question - was that experience enjoyable (in a weird way)... you know, playing at Stockport, Macc, Lincolkn etc...?

I think it would sound - for a bit anway - but after a few years do your tits in.

one season was enough lol................

Tranmere away was very strange as I was in the home end with 3 tranmere fans behind the goal looking at the opposite end of the ground where there was a sea of blue, absolutely rammed with fans.

It made me realise the gulf between ourselves and the majority of teams in that division..one thing it does do though is make you appreciate what has happened to us........

 

[Mooncat]

agreed - I work with a City fan (a good lad who goes the match) and I still dont believe he realises whats happening.

He's like a fat kid in a bakery. Although I do have to tell him to fcuk off sometimes - especially when he comes over showing me all the photees of the new training complex etc. and we havent got a pot to piss in.

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

had some friendly banter with an evertonian work mate , i told him that they are overdue a battering at the ethiad this saturday,

he put it quite apt by saying that if a boxer gets beat by the same fella three times it doesnt mean the losers going to win the forth time around,

food for thought
just put them to bed like we have done to the spuds

To be honest that is a shit analogy...doesn't suprise me it comes from a dipper.