Oral hygiene

[WestGorton]

Don't lick smelly fanny is a good tip.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

False teeth, good for blow jobs.......

 

[GoatersLeftShin]

Brush twice a day with an electric toothbrush and get a Waterpik water flosser. They are brilliant. Once you're done, brush your tongue(!) and also rinse with mouthwash. My dentist says I only need to come once a year if that.

Pushing 50 and yet to have a filling :)

 

[Scottyboi]

I'm fortunate enough to have a dentist but the ticking time bomb of Russian farmers teeth is nearly upon us, self dentistry is an only option for some and even the ones who can afford Turkish teeth will be looking grim when the veneers chip and scratch.

It is a disgrace that dentistry in the UK is not seen as essential health service. I have to use private and have insurance through work thankfully. My 2 children are on NHS, however my 7 month old cannot get in that dentist as they aren't taking on.

Something like 90% of dentists aren't taking on NHS patients anymore. Factor in a cost of living crisis it will only get worse as people cannot afford private.

 

[BimboBob]

Brush twice a day with an electric toothbrush and get a Waterpik water flosser. They are brilliant. Once you're done, brush your tongue(!) and also rinse with mouthwash. My dentist says I only need to come once a year if that.

Pushing 50 and yet to have a filling :)

Pushing 60 and never had a filling without all that bollocks.

Brush in the morning with your brush of choice and do the same in the evening.

Water flosser? Fucking hell.

 

[GoatersLeftShin]

Pushing 60 and never had a filling without all that bollocks.

Brush in the morning with your brush of choice and do the same in the evening.

Water flosser? Fucking hell.

I'm only copying what Klopp and Firmino do! :)

 

[BimboBob]

I'm only copying what Klopp and Firmino do! :)

How can I be angry about that comment? You Sir, deserve a like.

 

[bluem@n]

I have to see a hygenist due to bleeding gums. Advised to use interdental brushes twice a day. I was told mouthash is pointless and to avoid crunchie bars

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth,
And spotted the perils beneath,
All the toffees I chewed,
And the sweet sticky food,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth.

I wish I'd been that much more willin'
When I had more tooth there than fillin'
To pass up gobstoppers,
From respect to me choppers
And to buy something else with me shillin'.

When I think of the lollies I licked,
And the liquorice allsorts I picked,
Sherbet dabs, big and little,
All that hard peanut brittle,
My conscience gets horribly pricked.

My Mother, she told me no end,
"If you got a tooth, you got a friend"
I was young then, and careless,
My toothbrush was hairless,
I never had much time to spend.

Oh I showed them the toothpaste all right,
I flashed it about late at night,
But up-and-down brushin'
And pokin' and fussin'
Didn't seem worth the time... I could bite!

If I'd known I was paving the way,
To cavities, caps and decay,
The murder of fiIlin's
Injections and drillin's
I'd have thrown all me sherbet away.

So I lay in the old dentist's chair,
And I gaze up his nose in despair,
And his drill it do whine,
In these molars of mine,
"Two amalgum," he'll say, "for in there."

How I laughed at my Mother's false teeth,
As they foamed in the waters beneath,
But now comes the reckonin'
It's me they are beckonin'
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth.


Pam Ayres

 

[Barcon]

Oral hygiene on Bluemoon? What next? B.B.Q's and sun tan lotion?