Over 50's Health Tips

[dronefromsector7G]

I've cut down on cards, chips, bread, rice etc. Stopped eating meat, eat plenty of fish, cut out most sugar and drink plenty of water and decaf coffee.
Walk every day and eat high fibre diet.
Ohh and plenty of sex.

Too late mate death is already lurking for you

 

[BimboBob]

Too late mate death is already lurking for you

Wanking doesn't count as sex does it?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I've cut down on cards, chips, bread, rice etc. Stopped eating meat, eat plenty of fish, cut out most sugar and drink plenty of water and decaf coffee.
Walk every day and eat high fibre diet.
Ohh and plenty of sex.

That's a new one on me - cut down the late night poker sessions for longer life.

I've now got the perfect get out for when one of my little ones next wants to play Snap.......... :-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Had a chicken curry tonight with sweet potato instead of the rice and feel better for it.

Brown rice no good for us anymore - FFS.......?

 

[Bill Walker]

Too late mate death is already lurking for you

Haha, Doc reckons I've got 20 years yet
Death clock says 25, so ferk you..

 

[Bill Walker]

Wanking doesn't count as sex does it?

Well you're asking the right bloke/person

 

[Marklr]

Eat loads of porridge. Or any other oat based cereals.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

I would say go on holiday as much as you can afford. I always feel 10 x better on a sun lounger with a chilled beer and a nice pool to cool down in.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I knew blue moon was boomer central but fuck me sideways

 

[heslops barnet]

Haha, Doc reckons I've got 20 years yet
Death clock says 25, so ferk you..

Watch out crossing the road….