Paddy's Day

[r.soleofsalford]

i had an Indian takeout earlier. The mushroom rice had tinned mushroom in. Fuckin awful and slimy bits that looked like dead slugs and bits of labia.

what wrong with bits of labia at least youre getting some

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

what wrong with bits of labia at least youre getting some

I wish

 

[bluethrunthru]

I have never understood why the English celebrate St Pats day more than St Georges. Must be all the pubs offering cut price beer.

never understood why the Irish adopted a Romano - Englishman as patron saint when he came to Ireland and committed cultural genocide in driving out the indigenous religion and replacing it with Christianity - the "snakes" he drove out of Ireland were the druids.

 

[BimboBob]

never understood why the Irish adopted a Romano - Englishman as patron saint when he came to Ireland and committed cultural genocide in driving out the indigenous religion and replacing it with Christianity - the "snakes" he drove out of Ireland were the druids.

Much like our own Saint. A complete twat by all accounts. That dragon was preggers.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Much like our own Saint. A complete twat by all accounts. That dragon was preggers.

I know this is stating the obvious - well actually making out of white 100ft letters and sticking it on a hillside like the Hollywood sign - isn't religion just fucking odd?

 

[Gabriel]

It's St Cyril of Jerusalem's day today, just in case there are any non-Christians needing an excuse to drink alcohol. As far as I'm aware, the Diageo group hasn't yet commercialised this day, but once word gets out I'm sure the streets will be awash with jaunty skull caps and keffiyeh.

 

[BimboBob]

I know this is stating the obvious - well actually making out of white 100ft letters and sticking it on a hillside like the Hollywood sign - isn't religion just fucking odd?

A slight understatement mate.

Religion is fucking nuts. Run by paedo's with the sole purpose of controlling the great unwashed.

 

[stony]

A slight understatement mate.

Religion is fucking nuts. Run by paedo's with the sole purpose of controlling the great unwashed.

What about Offler the crocodile God?

 

[BimboBob]

What about Offler the crocodile God?

An exception. Obviously. And with their anti broccoli stance a welcome addition to the ranks.

 

[stony]

An exception. Obviously. And with their anti broccoli stance a welcome addition to the ranks.

Don't forget The Lady, we all need her in our lives at some point.

 

[jimharri]

It's St Cyril of Jerusalem's day today, just in case there are any non-Christians needing an excuse to drink alcohol. As far as I'm aware, the Diageo group hasn't yet commercialised this day, but once word gets out I'm sure the streets will be awash with jaunty skull caps and keffiyeh.

Enough already!

 

[Crouchinho]

It's not even half seven yet you fucking piss tank.

Did you go out last night man? I drank a lot more than I anticipated and sick all over the place. Two Tetleys and Arsenal losing made it all better!

 

[Crouchinho]

Without mushrooms, black pudding, sausages, fried bread and toast, life is not very good at all. In fact life is fucking awful if your Sunday breakfast is lacking those things. You need to shoot the mrs and get a new one.

I do the mushrooms now and again and some fried toms too. Very rare I do the black pudding though

 

[Barcon]

Did you go out last night man? I drank a lot more than I anticipated and sick all over the place. Two Tetleys and Arsenal losing made it all better!

No mate. I stayed at home. Where did you go?

 

[Crouchinho]

No mate. I stayed at home. Where did you go?

Went to the Korner, Victorian Monkey and the big Tara. Smoked too much, lost at darts and threw up but woke up wanting a pint!

 

[Barcon]

Went to the Korner, Victorian Monkey and the big Tara. Smoked too much, lost at darts and threw up but woke up wanting a pint!

I'll have to come and find you one day. The Korner I suppose I'd most likely find you?

 

[Crouchinho]

I'll have to come and find you one day. The Korner I suppose I'd most likely find you?

Yep mate! I mostly go there. Also once a month we have a get together with a few of the lads so there is a small group of us, if you ever wanna join us for a few jars!!

 

[aguero93:20]

Tinkers, travelling folk who moved from town to town fixing pots and pans and the like, with a liking for dags, aka @aguero93:20

How's that grand slam working out for yous?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

How's that grand slam working out for yous?

Enjoy second and celebrate it like you've won the world cup t'be sure

 

[aguero93:20]

Enjoy second and celebrate it like you've won the world cup t'be sure

Nah, not a year to celebrate, always nice to pop over inflated English egos though.