Paddy's Day

[fredmont]

I have never understood why the English celebrate St Pats day more than St Georges. Must be all the pubs offering cut price beer.

Just fought my way to the bar at an Irish place off Madison Avenue, 15 minutes to get served. Rather than cut price, $10 a pint up from the usual $6.
One of the banners in the Parade said they won't forget Bloody Sunday , in case you were wondering.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Enjoyed Paddy's Day when i worked in Dublin. Extra day off work and good piss up.
Which i enjoyed in my younger days. Now it means nowt to me and i no longer drink.
But IT WAS a great CRAIC.

 

[The Richard Wright Fan Club]

Having 4 can of Guinness to celebrate.

 

[stony]

It will be a bleak Paddy's day in Wombwell with half the town centre pubs shut. Pikey funeral on Thursday saw them wreck Spoons, The Old Town Hall and a few others.
The locals weren't impressed. @TCIB
https://video-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v...=b2ac4b011d0137fab40e6c709ddcc014&oe=58CC6FDE

 

[yeseye]

It will be a bleak Paddy's day in Wombwell with half the town centre pubs shut. Pikey funeral on Thursday saw them wreck Spoons, The Old Town Hall and a few others.
The locals weren't impressed. @TCIB
https://video-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v...=b2ac4b011d0137fab40e6c709ddcc014&oe=58CC6FDE

"Let em kill each other, fuck em"
haha!

 

[stony]

"Let em kill each other, fuck em"
haha!

haha, there isn't a lot of love for the local pikey camp

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Question Stony, when isnt it a bleak day in Wombwell??

 

[stony]

Question Stony, when isnt it a bleak day in Wombwell??

When all the pubs are open of course. Duh!

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

When all the pubs are open of course. Duh!

I dont believe you.

 

[stony]

I dont believe you.

That's because you didn't get to savour the local hostelries and fine dining. You missed out on Spoons, The Butchers, and Marmaris Grill. All because Duncan fell in love with the quizmaster at the BlueBell.

 

[yeseye]

Having 4 can of Guinness to celebrate.[/QUOTE

 

[stony]

My local Tesco express has had Jamesons on offer for £17 a bottle for the last two weeks. Went in tonight and it was £15, but it looks like they only have two left.

 

[crazyg]

was it 3 chaps you presumed were lumberjacks that told you?

No. There were only two of them. They said that if there had been another one they'd have got the job.

The old ones are still the best.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

That's because you didn't get to savour the local hostelries and fine dining. You missed out on Spoons, The Butchers, and Marmaris Grill. All because Duncan fell in love with the quizmaster at the BlueBell.

I dont think Dunc would have been satisfied by that quizmaster, he only had short arms and wouldnt have been able to get around his ample belly to give him a reach around.

 

[stony]

I dont think Dunc would have been satisfied by that quizmaster, he only had short arms and wouldnt have been able to get around his ample belly to give him a reach around.

You mean a bantersaurus rex wouldn't actually be attracted to another of the same species? Do think that's why they went extinct?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I think the bantersaurus rex would need Mr Tickle to get to his 3 inches of pleasure.

 

[stony]

I think the bantersaurus rex would need Mr Tickle to get to his 3 inches of pleasure.

That's cruel mate. He may have small arms and a fat belly, but I'm unaware of any suggestion of a micro penis. Unless you know something I don't?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

That's cruel mate. He may have small arms and a fat belly, but I'm unaware of any suggestion of a micro penis. Unless you know something I don't?

I wouldnt say its a micropenis, but its definitely stumpy/acorny

 

[stony]

I wouldnt say its a micropenis, but its definitely stumpy/acorny

So a bit like @BimboBob then?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

So a bit like @BimboBob then?

You wont get an answer to that from Bimbo, he's painted his stump green and gone out paddy's day dogging.