Parental guidance needed

[Balti]

your very own rag to take the piss out of for decades to come?

marvellous!

 

[Blue Smarties]

OP, how old is she? I'm 18.

Younger than 17 pass her over to Glen Q.

 

[Slicker than Sommeil]

How old is the young lady in question

Im 20 and single, just saying like...

(Oh and Im in Manchester Uni, so Ill have a degree in 2 years time if that swings it)

 

[SteWadda]

I don't think the OP's intention was to pimp his daughter

 

[Wish]

Next time the lad comes round, tell him its family film night. Get the popcorn in, and all the family round the tv.

First dvd you put on - Six in the City

 

[hoyage]

My daughters 7 and fast becoming a true blue. We have ST but her mum a plastic red as his her boyfriend so she was a pretend red when she went there. Now we winning more and more she slowly seeing that blue is the only way (not that she had much of a choice) she all exicted about going seeing mummy this weekend and telling ehr that united are losers city the best lol. I agree with you no rag boyfriends i think i started early enough with mine so she understands rags are scum we dont go near them.

 

[Robbiejd]

Don't worry he wont be wearing that shirt for long , blue moon rising

 

[Vicar]

I think you should just get over it and stop being petty.

RAG

 

[ErnieBilko]

Thanks for all the advice.

To those who offered their own services, as they meet the criteria of being a blue, thanks but no thanks for now, as she is only 13.

But that has given me an idea. As I know best, being her dad, perhaps when she's older I could look to arrange her marriage via this forum. If an arranged marriage is good enough for some religions, then maybe it's good enough for the 'blue' religion.

We could start something here. Lets breed a superior race of blues. Perhaps the moderators could branch out and offer a dating forum to get blues together.

 

[BringBackSwales]

You're looking at it the wrong way. Think of it as someone to rip the piss out of for the next 30 years or so.

best answer yet; personally I have told my 3 and 5 year old boys that they would be adopted if they ever supported united but I never thought about the prospect of them bringing one home. The 5 year old knows what it is all about being a BLUE so it would not happen; they both know the lyrics to the Balotelli song (different class is sung instead of fucking class) and every day they ask me 20 times to tell them the story about Mario and the shopping at John Lewis! They fucking love him.

Anyway OP either rip the piss out of him, or get your daughter aopted