Paris Saint-Germain (H) - CL SF | Pre-Match Thread

[northstandgiveusasong]

Why the fook did I agree to stay in work until 5 tonight! Nothing getting done this afternoon then

Normal afternoon for you then?

 

[Stockport mackem]

Everything crossed for you lads and lasses....
You can do it ...good luck

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Thinking logically - could he be getting a UEFA job...

Headlines in the news tomorrow,

Slir Bacon Face thrown out of top hotel

It is understood that bacon face (slir alex fergiscum) was asked to leave after being drunk and disorderly. Having solid his underwear and the chair he was sitting on, and creating quite a stink.
He then proceeded to urinate against the reception desk whilst splashing an unsuspecting employee.
Old whiskey nose was escorted off the premises by 2 kind patrons, whom it is said had seen enough of his disgraceful vile behaviour.
The scarlet faced piss head, had to be helped down the steps, after brown sludge started to seep out of the bottoms of his trouser legs!

 

[Heath Park]

You eat footballs for breakfast?

I would if it guaranteed us a win tonight! ;-)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

We win; we lose. i can handle both.

How are you with draws?

 

[M12Blue]

Nerves have been squashed, wife just messaged to say she has her lucky blue knickers on. In the bag lads ;)

 

[mat]

Thinking logically - could he be getting a UEFA job...

Which hotel is the Dutch Graham Poll staying in?

 

[FantasyIreland]

Nerves have been squashed, wife just messaged to say she has her lucky blue knickers on. In the bag lads ;)

Don't believe you,what we need is.....

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Nerves have been squashed, wife just messaged to say she has her lucky blue knickers on. In the bag lads ;)

You know the rules! We need pics!

 

[M12Blue]

You know the rules! We need pics!

City win, then I'll do my best ...