Know what? - I totally suck at football (well, not really, as I was going to play for Riverside CA prior to my transfer to UCLA years and years ago).
But - sucky as I am - I'm pretty sure that I could coincidentally hit the ball towards goal in an intended pass that once in awhile worked out. If I were really fast - I'm not - then I'd be the perfect doppelganger to Navas - extremely fast - getting into just the right position where... you'd want anyone in the side other than Navas to have the ball.