Penalty Taker

[jamesha]

I hope we never do that. Its complete arrogance.
I despise the Tarquins for that half arsed penalty that Henry and Pires messed up against us.

With our record I think we could make a convincing case that we are just trying give ourselves the best chance to score.

 

[mike1923]

• Four of the past six penalties to have missed the target completely in the Premier League have been by Manchester City players, with three of those coming against Liverpool (Mahrez in October 2018, De Bruyne in November 2020 and Gundogan on Sunday).
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[GoatersLeftShin]

It's about time we got back to f**kin basics on these now.

If you're in doubt, smash it as hard as you physically can towards the net. The keeper will have no chance and you get to score a goal that looks amazing on TV.

Less fancy dans, more smashing.

 

[bluke]

It's about time we got back to f**kin basics on these now.

If you're in doubt, smash it as hard as you physically can towards the net. The keeper will have no chance and you get to score a goal that looks amazing on TV.

Less fancy dans, more smashing.

I'd love Ederson to take them - I think it would be close to this:

 

[GoatersLeftShin]

Exactly @bluke - you could put Schmeical, Ederson, Hart, Corrigan and Trautman in net and if you smash it so hard none of them have any idea where the ball is, it's a goal! :)

 

[ESP Blue]

Did Alex Williams save a Julian Dicks pen in the distant past ? Memory not brill!

 

[WestGorton]

Foden. It's obvious.

 

[raybo]

Fuck it a Big Toe down the middle!

 

[pudge]

Probably best to just award the other team a goal kick, save me the pain

 

[Blue Theatre]

Did Alex Williams save a Julian Dicks pen in the distant past ? Memory not brill!

Wasn't Alex's save from Ray Stewart ... an earlier (1980s) West Ham penalty taker who also just blasted it as hard as he possibly could ?

 

[bellsouth]

Hit it at the goalie, then look for the rebound

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Typical City, we will end up in a Penalty shoot out in one of the cups this season and score all 5.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Eddie

 

[Millo]

Another penalty missed.
If City played the England team it would still be nil-nil after the penalty shoot out!

 

[kun]

Another penalty missed.
If City played the England team it would still be nil-nil after the penalty shoot out!

Penalty shootouts are the only time we can score pens

 

[Toney’s bookie]

Foden. It's obvious.

This. He can take the pens for the next 12 years

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

We really need to get this sorted. 8 missed pens in a season and a half is terrible.

 

[baggy]

Ederson. Stick a few defenders back as contingency.

If the keeper gets anything on the ball, it'll take a limb off.

 

[Stelea]

If we sign Messi that would sort the problem

 

[eyalluvitt]

OMG Is that what I think it is?

Yes ... Its City's latest penalty attempt