People keep opening my garden gate and pissing on my flower beds

[GortonBlue62]

This is Bluemoon at its best.

One of our own (@Johnny Mars Bar) has a genuine problem and we all rally around to help him out.

No sarcasm or piss taking just constructive advice (and I bet there's more to come).

The next time anyone tells me that social media platforms are pure poison, I'll point them at this thread.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Burn the stadium down

 

[East Level 2]

Who carries an angle grinder to a football match???

It's the only way to get into the pies at some grounds.

 

[Maintainin]

I have lived in my house for 30 years and until recently had no mither at all.

However there is a local football ground and since they started doing well a couple of years ago we're getting more and more people on Saturday afternoons.

A lot of them are drunk idiots and keep using my garden as a cut-through to the local pub, often leaving my gate wide open and pissing on my flower beds.

 

[flook]

I've assumed this is the parody thread, has someone deleted the real one?

 

[Bluemanc100]

Who carries an angle grinder to a football match???

Scousers???

 

[heslops barnet]

Who carries an angle grinder to a football match???

Scousers?
apologies Bluemanc100……

 

[Blue Mist]

Why did your accountant not tell you sooner that the gate was being opened ? That said if my wife kept stealing the padlock I'd divor......


Oh hang on wrong parody thread.

 

[jimharri]

It's your own fault for living so close to a football stadium. What do you expect?

I suggest you move house. I'm lead to believe people do that all the time.

You're showing your mettle with that post.

 

[mancboy]

Just move to Hale Barnes if it's bothering you that much.

they still do it there, they just go to the lavatory in the cultured gardens