Kevin Webster off Coronation Street, real name Michael Le Vell.
Baggy faced actor, had a pain in the arse wife, pikey kids (though Rosie is PHENOMENAL).
I was once at Altrincham Leisure Centre, and whilst waiting for my mate to get changed, nipped through to the spectators balcony to watch the Indoor 5-a-side footy. Sure enough, Kev was playing, and had his United top on, infact he was wearing the club shop by the looks of it...anyhow, by now my mate is here (also a Blue), and we don't even mention the shit he was wearing. We started shouting down "Oi, Kev, pass it!", or "KEV! MAN ONNNNNN!", for maybe 30 seconds at most. Then we left, and went outside to unlock our bikes and get going. As we were leaving, Le Vell came out, and he said, to a word: " Did I give you permission to say my name? Did I? DID I?! Don't talk to what you can't afford.".
He'd clearly had a knock to the head and forgotten that he's only in Corrie; he's hardly Christian Bale. We laughed all the way home.