Pep Guardiola - 2023/24

[Bluemoonadam]

Why should pep do this country a favour when all the national press is ever do is slag us off, I'm hoping he tells them what to do, although if they make an agreement with him for them to somehow drop charges against us if he joins them I may change my mind lol.

 

[brazilians hurt]

Absolutely not

Here’s a list of all things I care about in descending order:

1. City
2. My wife
3. Cheese
…
79,873. Train scheduling software
79,874. The cultivation techniques of Mesopotamian farmers
79,875. The England football team

Is it fair assumption you have no kids then?

 

[Bill Walker]

It's a poisoned chalice managing England, just like United.

 

[BrianW]

As a compromise, Pep could shit a turd and send it to manage England.

Good chance it would be a better coach than Southgate.

 

[Bald fraud]

Why should pep do this country a favour when all the national press is ever do is slag us off, I'm hoping he tells them what to do, although if they make an agreement with him for them to somehow drop charges against us if he joins them I may change my mind lol.

Those fuckers would make the promise then as soon as pep signed the England contract they’d find some new charges! Wouldn’t trust them at all wankers

 

[Chi-town blues]

Sometimes I like to sit on my toilet seat and wonder why do people put pineapple on a fucking pizza?

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Is it fair assumption you have no kids then?

Correct. I have a dog but there’s no way he’s getting above the cheese.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Absolutely not

Here’s a list of all things I care about in descending order:

1. City
2. My wife
3. Cheese
…
79,873. Train scheduling software
79,874. The cultivation techniques of Mesopotamian farmers
79,875. The England football team

I don’t claim to be an expert but you must research indus valley ‘s cultivation techniques before you look into mesopotamian‘s . I firmly believe they learned from the Harappans .
Im bit confused why cheese comes after your wife ? Any scientific reason ?

 

[big gaz]

Take it from me mate, Margot Robbie’s overrated ; )

Not dressed as Harley Quinn she aint ffs ;-)

 

[big gaz]

Bobby Manc would be a better option. Kick ass he would.

Bobby Manc is a Jedi ?