Who needs enemies when we have friends like you
Karen, nothing in the world would make me happier than for this meeting to result in Sergio and Pep becoming best friends, Sergio finally clicking with what Pep wants, and for him to carry on playing here until he was 32 and left for Independiente as our top goalscorer in history, and the Premier Leagues best foreign player ever. A bucketful of trophies under his arm.
I love Sergio, he gave me the happiest moment of my life as a football fan, but it's painfully obvious (and emphasis on the painfully) he's not playing well, not enjoying his football at the moment, and he's not playing like Sergio Aguero.