Pep treats all staff at first team centre

[denislawsbackheel]

Pep has given every member of staff at the first team headquarters, 70 of them, a £10K bonus each.

What a man.

Pep Guardiola gifts £10k to every member of Man City’s first-team staff

Pep Guardiola gifts £10k to every member of Man City’s first-team staff

About 60 to 70 people, including chefs, receptionists, physiotherapists, kit men, baristas and security staff receive bonus; meanwhile, club are unlikely to sign another player before transfer window closes

www.thetimes.com

 

[Giovinco]

I’m in the wrong industry

 

[Stoned Rose]

“City’s anxieties come to the fore as the 115 charges lead them to bribing 70 staff into silence. A high ranking insider, who wishes to remain anonymous, was quoted as saying “it was actually 20 grand each but the other 10 was delivered to a secret location stuffed in brown envelopes”.

A senior official, definitely not from Arsenal, has been told this signifies a “leaving present” from Pep Guardiola as he does not wish to be part of a club that will be playing in the Chorlton Veterans League in 2025/26.

Bein Sports’ Andy Gray opined “If it’s in the papers it must be right. If that were me I’d dock them 700 points every season for the next 25 years”.

Sky Sports’ Clinton Morisson was approached for his usually authoritative views on such matters but he was unable to comment, because he cannot speak English.

 

[andthesunshineband]

“City’s anxieties come to the fore as the 115 charges lead them to bribing 70 staff into silence. A high ranking insider, who wishes to remain anonymous, was quoted as saying “it was actually 20 grand each but the other 10 was delivered to a secret location stuffed in brown envelopes”.

A senior official, definitely not from Arsenal, has been told this signifies a “leaving present” from Pep Guardiola as he does not wish to be part of a club that will be playing in the Chorlton Veterans League in 2025/26.

Bein Sports’ Andy Gray opined “If it’s in the papers it must be right. If that were me I’d dock them 700 points every season for the next 25 years”.

Sky Sports’ Clinton Morisson was approached for his usually authoritative views on such matters but he was unable to comment, because he cannot speak English.

Take a bow for the last two lines sir. Wiping tea from my keyboard.

 

[manimanc]

“City’s anxieties come to the fore as the 115 charges lead them to bribing 70 staff into silence. A high ranking insider, who wishes to remain anonymous, was quoted as saying “it was actually 20 grand each but the other 10 was delivered to a secret location stuffed in brown envelopes”.

A senior official, definitely not from Arsenal, has been told this signifies a “leaving present” from Pep Guardiola as he does not wish to be part of a club that will be playing in the Chorlton Veterans League in 2025/26.

Bein Sports’ Andy Gray opined “If it’s in the papers it must be right. If that were me I’d dock them 700 points every season for the next 25 years”.

Sky Sports’ Clinton Morisson was approached for his usually authoritative views on such matters but he was unable to comment, because he cannot speak English.

Ha ha that's a gem.

 

[BLUE PEANUT]

Sky Sports’ Clinton Morisson was approached for his usually authoritative views on such matters but he was unable to comment, because he cannot speak English.

Post of the year !!!

 

[Coatigan]

Goodbye gift, and what not.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

“City’s anxieties come to the fore as the 115 charges lead them to bribing 70 staff into silence. A high ranking insider, who wishes to remain anonymous, was quoted as saying “it was actually 20 grand each but the other 10 was delivered to a secret location stuffed in brown envelopes”.

A senior official, definitely not from Arsenal, has been told this signifies a “leaving present” from Pep Guardiola as he does not wish to be part of a club that will be playing in the Chorlton Veterans League in 2025/26.

Bein Sports’ Andy Gray opined “If it’s in the papers it must be right. If that were me I’d dock them 700 points every season for the next 25 years”.

Sky Sports’ Clinton Morisson was approached for his usually authoritative views on such matters but he was unable to comment, because he cannot speak English.

10/10 mate - that really made me chuckle..............ha ha ha

 

[TonyM]

Everyone gets a 10k bonus. Yeahhhhh!!!! :-)
No more signings this window. Awwwww!!!! :-(

 

[mancity dan]