Peter Drury replaces Martin Tyler on Sky Sports

[Greggery Peccary]

......to add to that, guaranteed most of the abuse will have been from Dipper keyboard warriors, yet still Tyler and Sky suck the vermin's cock.

You’re way off there. I’ve mentioned on here before that Tyler hates us as much as anybody. We’ve known for a long time that he’s no mate of ours but if you want an example of how, listen to the commentary of our game against United from September 2015. Benteke has just scored one of the goals of the season and you’d think some **** had died listening to him. Sixty seconds later, Martial goes up the other end and Tyler’s got his kecks down with white mice going everywhere.
Is he 100% fair on all his commentary? No, but he can’t affect the outcome of the result so who gives a fuck?

 

[laserblue]

You’re way off there. I’ve mentioned on here before that Tyler hates us as much as anybody. We’ve known for a long time that he’s no mate of ours but if you want an example of how, listen to the commentary of our game against United from September 2015. Benteke has just scored one of the goals of the season and you’d think some **** had died listening to him. Sixty seconds later, Martial goes up the other end and Tyler’s got his kecks down with white mice going everywhere.
Is he 100% fair on all his commentary? No, but he can’t affect the outcome of the result so who gives a fuck?

That was the one and only occasion when he underwhelmingly commented on a Liverpool goal and only because it was against his even bigger love United.

If you want to hear the real way he feels about Liverpool check out the goals in the April 2014 game against City. Jizzing himself stupid when Liverpool scored and sounding like he'd just been told his dog had died when City scored. When Silva equalised I genuinely thought it had been disallowed because all he did was mutter under his breath.

Then check out his commentary in the January 2018 game and in particular his orgasmic screech of "Payback for the red card!" when Mane scored.

Or screaming "Yessss!" when his bum chum 'Bobby' Firmino scored at Spurs last season.

He loves Liverpool to bits. Just a bit less than he loves the rags.

 

[journolud]

That was the one and only occasion when he underwhelmingly commented on a Liverpool goal and only because it was against his even bigger love United.

If you want to hear the real way he feels about Liverpool check out the goals in the April 2014 game against City. Jizzing himself stupid when Liverpool scored and sounding like he'd just been told his dog had died when City scored. When Silva equalised I genuinely thought it had been disallowed because all he did was mutter under his breath.

Then check out his commentary in the January 2018 game and in particular his orgasmic screech of "Payback for the red card!" when Mane scored.

Or screaming "Yessss!" when his bum chum 'Bobby' Firmino scored at Spurs last season.

He loves Liverpool to bits. Just a bit less than he loves the rags.

Yes, his "payback for the red card" orgasm was another Tyler classic. He is still bemoaning the day Mane got rightly sanctioned for nearly decapitating Ed.

 

[Greggery Peccary]

That was the one and only occasion when he underwhelmingly commented on a Liverpool goal and only because it was against his even bigger love United.

If you want to hear the real way he feels about Liverpool check out the goals in the April 2014 game against City. Jizzing himself stupid when Liverpool scored and sounding like he'd just been told his dog had died when City scored. When Silva equalised I genuinely thought it had been disallowed because all he did was mutter under his breath.

Then check out his commentary in the January 2018 game and in particular his orgasmic screech of "Payback for the red card!" when Mane scored.

Or screaming "Yessss!" when his bum chum 'Bobby' Firmino scored at Spurs last season.

He loves Liverpool to bits. Just a bit less than he loves the rags.

He really doesn’t. I can get why you think he does but thirty odd years of his United wankfest and regular derision of us tells me something different. As I said, I’m long past caring what commentators and the media in general say, there’ll never be any consistency as different people have, rightly or wrongly, different agendas.

 

[Kippax77]

He says the best game hes commentated on was in 96 when the dippers beat Newcastle 4-3.
The reason for this, is because it fucked the geordies up (keegan meltdown and all that) and helped his beloved ushited to win the league.
And its the reason he had it above the Augero moment with city winning the league after 44 yrs with the last kick of the season to pip his beloved ushited to the league.
What a horrible fucking tortoise looking cnut he is

 

[kaz7]

His sky script is so old , we were attacking and he shoehorns in how much our backline costs and ratboy added the subs , it is tired and old and bias , wish he would fall off his perch whilst saying its live

 

[kaz7]

You’re way off there. I’ve mentioned on here before that Tyler hates us as much as anybody. We’ve known for a long time that he’s no mate of ours but if you want an example of how, listen to the commentary of our game against United from September 2015. Benteke has just scored one of the goals of the season and you’d think some **** had died listening to him. Sixty seconds later, Martial goes up the other end and Tyler’s got his kecks down with white mice going everywhere.
Is he 100% fair on all his commentary? No, but he can’t affect the outcome of the result so who gives a fuck?

five years ago lo! , is that all you have got

 

[KentBlue]

All commentators just make me want to press the mute button, regardless of who's playing. But that utter çunt Tyler would make me want to smash my TV in if I had to listen to even 60 seconds of him.
They are supposed to be impartial and report what is happening on the pitch, not give us their own personal views of teams and players, etc. But Tyler seems to be labouring under the illusion that all we want to know is his views on the rags, their latest signings, which rag is injured, and who the RentBoy might pick for their next game.
Him and that ferret-faced, goat-feeding simpleton offend me whenever they open their collective mouths. I don't have Sky Sports (nor will I ever) but if I did and those two miasmic fuckers came on screen I'd suddenly become an enraged, bloodthirsty, demonic savage. The spawn of Satan, an uncontrollable, feral-like ogre with a taste for barbaric violence that has never been witnessed before, since the dawn of mankind. And I would want hideous revenge on the pair of the fuckers so that they never again would tarnish my Samsung 43" UHD.

I would like to also express my intense dislike for Jonathan Pearce, but just thinking about the three of them together in the same room would almost certainly remove my somewhat tenuous grip on reality, and my ageing bonce would probably explode and register on the Richter scale.

 

[Greggery Peccary]

five years ago lo! , is that all you have got

I said above that I’ve been listening to him doing it for thirty odd years. My example is one of the ones that always comes to mind on this subject. I don’t see it as an evidence compiling exercise as such, it’s just one of those things in football. The way Sky fawned over them in the 90s was nauseating but ultimately they were one of the best teams in the world. That was hard to take then coming off our downfall but I look back now and see that it was mostly justified. Good teams will always be lauded, yourselves included, but I definitely agree that commentators aren’t always beacons of impartiality.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

He was nothing short of a disgrace yesterday.