Pettiest thing that you’ve done as a fan

[journolud]

My Nan had a good one once… me and a mate had been for a haircut at a barber’s near my Nan’s so I said we’d pop round and she’d make us some dinner. My mate had his United top on and she made him stand outside because she wasn’t having a United shirt in her house.

My brother used to work at the Swamp, in the function suites, and sometimes used to come to ours straight from work with his posh shirt with the horrible badge on. I used to insist he bring a change of clothes if he wanted to sit in our lounge.

He’s a City fan as well and to be fair was quite fond of telling how after one of our wins there the Family man was whinging that he shouldn’t be allowed to be employed there.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

My brother used to work at the Swamp, in the function suites, and sometimes used to come to ours straight from work with his posh shirt with the horrible badge on. I used to insist he bring a change of clothes if he wanted to sit in our lounge.

He’s a City fan as well and to be fair was quite fond of telling how after one of our wins there the Family man was whinging that he shouldn’t be allowed to be employed there.

I'm surprised that such a man would ever act like a spoilt child.

 

[hihosilva]

i could never buy a red car

 

[BlueMojito]

i could never buy a red car

Nor a Chevorolet of any colour and definately will never buy a Sharp TV.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Many years ago when I was courting the ex missus, when I stopped at hers her mum made me sleep in her brothers room who was a big red away in the army, he had at giant picture of the Utd squad on the wall, took me hours and hours with a fine tippex pen to alter sharp on ever players shirt to shite. Funnily enough me and hims still mates took him about four visits home to notice the sabotage:-)

 

[dave1967]

Hiding Utd merch in shops....sad bitter blue **** that I am

I was in a Chinese shop in Portugal on Monday even the snide rag shirts were at 50% off but had to cover them up

 

[Bellamy's Caddy]

I worked in a shop when Beckham's autobiography went on sale. Every time I walked past the display I hid the copies behind other books so they weren't visible....

 

[Kennedy_probably_has]

Set up a corporate event at Old Trafford a few years ago (Bryan Robson was there and some other pisshead I forget the name of). I was in charge of setting the PA up and played Blue Moon in full through the speakers to test them.

 

[bluetonium]

Changed mobile provider from Vodafone.

Paid a fiver more for a microwave that wasn't on special offer but wasn't a sharp.

Put every copy of sir fishfingers's book at the back of the pile in the works the other day.

Told the less IT savvy folks at work that team viewer is used exclusively by Indian scammers.

 

[oldhamblue]

I was passing The Farrers last week and the ginger pig was waiting to cross to go in there. I stopped to let him cross then shouted City out of the window