Bigg Bigg Blue
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I will even hate it when I am dead.
Carver said:The Pink Panther said:When I'm in team meetings at work, there are two phrases that I despise
"I'll have that conversation"
"Moving forward"
"Singing from the same hymn sheet".
Why the fuck can't we sing from different hymn sheets with the same lyrics. Do you seriously want us to go round looking like a rugby scrum?
"Give it a coat of looking at".
What nonsense.
"We need to be PRO-active not RE-active".
Well boss, why don't you be proactive yourself by giving us the fecking resources to have someone going round and do nothing else in their job than put right all the fuck ups that have stemmed from YOU making incompetent decision after decision.
Bigg Bigg Blue said:I will even hate it when I am dead.
waterloo blue said:He played in the front row for Hull in the early eighties,you fucking tell him.BimboBob said:waterloo blue said:Excuse me sir you appear to be intoxicated and you are now cut off from the bar,but you are welcome to have a glass of water.
When what in fact it means is we have noticed you have sunglasses perched on your head and it's now ten o'clock, therefore as a fully trained pissheads labourer I presume you are drunk.
Happened to my mate in my local last night he'd been to visit a neighbour in the hospital and called in for one on the way home,one of the perils of drinking in Sydney.
Tell him he's a **** for putting them on his head in the first place. Take the fuckers off and put them in a pocket.
charliebigspuds said:Bigg Bigg Blue said:I will even hate it when I am dead.
I'm even minutes before being dead as I type this and all I can think of, even on my deathbed, is how much I even hate it