Phrases you hate

[cockneycarparkm32]

when women do that " HELLLOOO" (done in an American drawl) , to something that is only obvious to them . If a man does it I end up calling them a Fister!

"I dont want to tell you your job, but...." : No you are telling me my job .....

 

[smiles]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe8_x4HwV7w[/youtube]

'you know'

 

[SuperbiaInProeliaEL3]

'Shit happens' and

'If there's grass on the wicket..let's play cricket' - heard that in a queue at Alton Towers and it's pissed me off ever since!!

And what's wrong with that saying?

It just annoys me, although this may be more because it was said by some posh Southern moron and the fact my ex spent the rest of the day saying it!

 

[waterloo blue]

'If there's grass on the wicket..let's play cricket' - heard that in a queue at Alton Towers and it's pissed me off ever since!![/quote]I was at a site inspection yesterday with a bloke who said this,only problem was he was refering to a couple of school girls in uniform.
I told my boss and said I will not under any circumstance work with this paedo again,also informed the biggest gossip in the office,which will be fun.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

'If there's grass on the wicket..let's play cricket' - heard that in a queue at Alton Towers and it's pissed me off ever since!!

I was at a site inspection yesterday with a bloke who said this,only problem was he was refering to a couple of school girls in uniform.
I told my boss and said I will not under any circumstance work with this paedo again,also informed the biggest gossip in the office,which will be fun.[/quote]

Primary or secondary?

 

[metalblue]

'If there's grass on the wicket..let's play cricket' - heard that in a queue at Alton Towers and it's pissed me off ever since!!

I was at a site inspection yesterday with a bloke who said this,only problem was he was refering to a couple of school girls in uniform.
I told my boss and said I will not under any circumstance work with this paedo again,also informed the biggest gossip in the office,which will be fun.

Hmmmm....perv or 'phile? If you seriously think he is a 'phile I am not sure why you have told the office gossip rather than the police.

 

[waterloo blue]

'If there's grass on the wicket..let's play cricket' - heard that in a queue at Alton Towers and it's pissed me off ever since!!

I was at a site inspection yesterday with a bloke who said this,only problem was he was refering to a couple of school girls in uniform.
I told my boss and said I will not under any circumstance work with this paedo again,also informed the biggest gossip in the office,which will be fun.

Hmmmm....perv or 'phile? If you seriously think he is a 'phile I am not sure why you have told the office gossip rather than the police.

He goes to either the Philipines or Thailand on holidays,lives at home with mummy and is in his fifties.To be honest I think he's probably a sex tourist and if he thought he could get away with anything he would but would the old bill take my word over his,when he would say he was only pissing about.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

I was at a site inspection yesterday with a bloke who said this,only problem was he was refering to a couple of school girls in uniform.
I told my boss and said I will not under any circumstance work with this paedo again,also informed the biggest gossip in the office,which will be fun.

Hmmmm....perv or 'phile? If you seriously think he is a 'phile I am not sure why you have told the office gossip rather than the police.

He goes to either the Philipines or Thailand on holidays,lives at home with mummy and is in his fifties.To be honest I think he's probably a sex tourist and if he thought he could get away with anything he would but would the old bill take my word over his,when he would say he was only pissing about.

Did he have a silver suit on and was he wearing platform boots?

 

[Dirty Harry]

Hmmmm....perv or 'phile? If you seriously think he is a 'phile I am not sure why you have told the office gossip rather than the police.

He goes to either the Philipines or Thailand on holidays,lives at home with mummy and is in his fifties.To be honest I think he's probably a sex tourist and if he thought he could get away with anything he would but would the old bill take my word over his,when he would say he was only pissing about.

Did he have a silver suit on and was he wearing platform boots?

Hey ! Don't bring me into this.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

He goes to either the Philipines or Thailand on holidays,lives at home with mummy and is in his fifties.To be honest I think he's probably a sex tourist and if he thought he could get away with anything he would but would the old bill take my word over his,when he would say he was only pissing about.

Did he have a silver suit on and was he wearing platform boots?

Hey ! Don't bring me into this.

You should change your name to Dirty Gary