PL charge City for alleged breaches of financial rules

[mrbelfry]

Exclusive: Oiled up sports washed Rodri is the Scott McTominey of treble winners as Arsenal bully unlimited mega funds Manchester City to the signing of unlimited ceiling Declan Rice. We have exclusive footage of Pep's hacked leaked phone call with Arteta where Pep admits Mikel is the daddy now and begs for mercy. We will also hear from the brave survivor of the Manchester City "talent factory" Ilkay Gundogan recently emancipated and loving life at the free spirited vagabonds of Barcelona.

Gundogan: do you want a flake in it?

Exclusive. The rest of the comments were time barred by the sharply dressed highly paid "legal team" of Manchester City but we can reveal that City have no fans. We also explosively reveal that UEFA and the Premier League have been pumping hundreds of millions of pounds into Manchester City in disguised "prize money" and the real cost of Manuel Akanji. We talk to the man behind the numbers and reveal how the £15m Akanji actually resulted in a 2 degree rise in the global temperature. No longer a woke conspiracy theory we speak to our man in Rwanda who has the inside scoop.

Man in Rwanda: It's hot Piers

 

[spacecadet]

Is that the illegal phone hacking scumbag Morgan?

Or publishing fake photographs on the front of the Mirror slating The Queen's Lancashire Regiment? Fucking bullshitting idiot.

 

[geek24601]

Hope our lawyers are listening to this

Or we will do fuck as as usual and let the media spin whatever they want about us!!!!

 

[Dicko69]

 

[manimanc]

You would like to think so, but knowing Matt Lawton, this has been timed for maximum effect, with his paper also likely to have something tonight also.

He's a sanctimonious meddler, dangerous.

I always remember this twerp on Sunday supplement, his bottom lip looked like it was trying to get into his shirt pocket.
Gormless looking fucker this one.

 

[Manc in London]

Wtf is this nonsense

Most likely Morgan chose this as a topic at the time it was expected Rice was going to sign for City.

I would suggest if Lawton had anything up his sleeve, it would be via his direct employer's business rather than a subsidiary.

 

[East Level 2]

The only charge I'm interested in is the one about 20,000 fans being treated like shit and the club not appearing to give a fuck.

 

[WestGorton]

Morgan will do anything for publicity good or bad. He doesn't believe anything he says. A bit like a recent prime minister.

 

[Metalartin]

Exclusive revelations? I smell bullshit and hyperbole, lets see. PMIAC

 

[ayrshire_blue]

He's gonna try and pin the blame on Meghan Markle eh