Kakhaber The Great
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- Joined
- 7 Jan 2018
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- Off the shoulder of Orion
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- City Melonheads FC
Some people pay good money for that - or so I hear.They need a rocket up their arse.
You fucking heathen sir !! I’d rather have eaten dogshit if it hadn’t already been eaten by said dogI chop chilli, garlic and watercress onto my bacon butties.
Whose got that one of soriano jumping out of his seat
Nothing wrong with Morrissey! And btw, for some reason, you remind me of the old Limerick we used to sing as kids:Dont think this will save you! - you will now forever known as the 'celery lover' (and if anyone is forming a view of someone with a daffodil up their jaxxie, you might understand why this could be a problem... ;-) )
A demijohn of stale after session Stella Artois pissIf we are using ale measurements to scale cuntness then a pint is way too small for him, stein, pitcher, firkin, kilderkin would still be to low, so he would be an overflowing barrell of a **** or an overflowing hogshead of a ****. As I worked at the hogshead in my younger days I would go for that personally although arguments could be made that of the vat names that hold more in the brewing process would be more apt for him (No pun intended ;)
me tooPrefer Bon Scott
You mean dried and smelly holy lettuce ?Have done with a slice of lettuce.
What do you think this is ? sky sports ?Any news.
raw taste like a soapy wax shit but stir fry with beef or pork belly …… chef kiss
Sky sports & news, that's a new one. Don't you mean red cartel propagandaWhat do you think this is ? sky sports ?
this is bluemoon ;)
Thomson twins are not real , they are like ghost appears out of nowhere cunts
Thomson twins are not real , they are like ghost appears out of nowhere cunts
hold me now!Thomson twins are not real , they are like ghost appears out of nowhere cunts
Wasn't a predictionNailed it there Nostradamus
Wow, that's bad.