We were in Sunny Beach, Bulgaria, a few weeks ago. Went into a bar, local waiter came over. I ordered a pint and large white wine, he asked where we were from, told him Manchester. red or Blue he asked, from Manchester so of course Blue ,was my reply. Cheats with no history he replied. I waited for him to bring the drinks over then told him to stick them up his fucking arse. Got up and walked out. I know it's petty but the look on his face and the folks on the next table was satisfying. BTW, my wife is now talking to me again.