Players without songs/chants

I know it’s too late now, but it was borderline criminal that Merlin never had his own chant.
David Silva, oh David Silva he scored the 5th goal at Old Trafford, David Silva, oh David Silva he is the maestro of maine Road, six one

not being sung regularly was such a shame. Heard it the other week at brentford after completely forgetting about it for near on a decade
 
No suggestions but it’s crap that some players don’t have a chant. I feel really sorry for them as I’m sure they feel left out. I know they get loads of money but most are motivated by the adulation.
When I go to games abroad there seems to be much better cooperation between the club and the fans, especially in Germany. Some chants are initiated by the PA system. When subs come on the PA builds up the new player and the crowd responds.
City could copy the European model and work with fan groups. Some brits would call it cheesy and manufactured. But it’s worth a try.
 
David Silva, oh David Silva he scored the 5th goal at Old Trafford, David Silva, oh David Silva he is the maestro of maine Road, six one

not being sung regularly was such a shame. Heard it the other week at brentford after completely forgetting about it for near on a decade
Me and my mates started that song the night before Villarreal away. What a buzz when we got in the stadium and heard it being sung.
 
Hopefully Dele Ali does nothing at Everton and we can repurpose that song for one of ours, absolute belter
 
New Mahrez chant really got going today.

His name is Mahrez,
and he plays on the wing,
and when he cuts in you can’t do anything, he’ll bend one round you,
he’ll never fucking miss,
and when he scores one we’re going on the piss. dudududu….

 
New Mahrez chant really got going today.

His name is Mahrez,
and he plays on the wing,
and when he cuts in you can’t do anything, he’ll bend one round you,
he’ll never fucking miss,
and when he scores one we’re going on the piss. dudududu….


It may be me, but I can't get the words to the tune? Wasn't there today unfortunately...
 
"It’s riyad mahrez ..and he’s running down the wing."

Sounded instantly better in my head to Duran Duran - Rio.
Mentioned this in the game thread. Said i was on my Ex Bike listening to the match commentary and thought we may have a new song to Salt n Pepa! Excellent everyone concerned.
 
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The song is (or originally started as):

His name is Mahrez,
And he plays on the wing,
& when he cuts in you can’t do anything,
He’ll bend one round you,
& he won’t fucking miss,
& when he scores one,
We’re going on the piss,
Du du du du du du du
 
THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
IN BLUE AND WHITE, BERNARDO
HE IS SHINING THERE FOR YOU AND ME,
FOR MAN CITY, BERNARDO

WITH HIM YOU KNOW WE'LL NEVER LOSE
THERE'S NO REGRET
IF I HAD TO DO THE SAME AGAIN,
I WOULD, MY FRIEND, BERNARDO
"WITH HIM YOU KNOW WE'LL NEVER LOSE"
Needs a bit of a rewording I think :)

"With him, we will never ever lose"
 
The song is (or originally started as):

His name is Mahrez,
And he plays on the wing,
& when he cuts in you can’t do anything,
He’ll bend one round you,
& he won’t fucking miss,
& when he scores one,
We’re going on the piss,
Du du du du du du du
Zab's song changed words very quickly.

I still sing "and when we win the Premier League we'll sing this song again."
 
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The actual original song lyrics are.

His name is mahrez, and he plays on the wing.
He cuts inside, and you can't do anything,
He'll win a penalty, that we'll probably fucking miss.
But when he scores one, we're going on the piss.
Du Du Du dudu Du Du Du Du Du Du.

I know because I made it up about a week after he skied the penalty at Anfield all those years ago. Sang it sporadically for years all over the place but decided to properly resurrect it at the start of the year and its slowly caught on with some people altering the lyrics.
 
The actual original song lyrics are.

His name is mahrez, and he plays on the wing.
He cuts inside, and you can't do anything,
He'll win a penalty, that we'll probably fucking miss.
But when he scores one, we're going on the piss.
Du Du Du dudu Du Du Du Du Du Du.

I know because I made it up about a week after he skied the penalty at Anfield all those years ago. Sang it sporadically for years all over the place but decided to properly resurrect it at the start of the year and its slowly caught on with some people altering the lyrics.
Thanks for putting it down on here.
Took me nearly an hour today to get the lyrics and then explain to an oldie (72) who was next to me. btw I’m 62 so it ain’t easy
 
The actual original song lyrics are.

His name is mahrez, and he plays on the wing.
He cuts inside, and you can't do anything,
He'll win a penalty, that we'll probably fucking miss.
But when he scores one, we're going on the piss.
Du Du Du dudu Du Du Du Du Du Du.

I know because I made it up about a week after he skied the penalty at Anfield all those years ago. Sang it sporadically for years all over the place but decided to properly resurrect it at the start of the year and its slowly caught on with some people altering the lyrics.
Shocker. Put it back in the cupboard and never open again.
 
The actual original song lyrics are.

His name is mahrez, and he plays on the wing.
He cuts inside, and you can't do anything,
He'll win a penalty, that we'll probably fucking miss.
But when he scores one, we're going on the piss.
Du Du Du dudu Du Du Du Du Du Du.

I know because I made it up about a week after he skied the penalty at Anfield all those years ago. Sang it sporadically for years all over the place but decided to properly resurrect it at the start of the year and its slowly caught on with some people altering the lyrics.
Great song, well done. Most round me were singing "and when he bends one, he'll probably fucking Miss, but when He scores we are going on the piss"
 

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