Pointless jobs

[threespires]

Inclusion and Diversity Manager's, made up jobs to satisfy the woke generation.

Those Counsellors on the "Helping Hands" adverts (£350 a month btw), doing a remote session to tell a lily-livered bloke "you've done a good job today give yourself some credit". Absolute made up jobs to massage the ego of the feeble.

Is Viz, still a thing? If so I'm imagining a strip called "Hammo The Alternative Therapist" ;-)

 

[mancboy]

People who 'work' in I.T.

Button pushing slacker cunts who couldn't do a proper manual job if their life depended on it. All the social skills of Fred West at a prostitutes convention. What did you do today? Oh, I made a little icon that sits on the screen that nobody will see using something that's far to complicated to explain.

Cunts.

i know you're angry but have you tried turning it off and on again ;)

 

[mancboy]

Even worse if you work for a large company.
I remember I had a problem with my laptop when working from home.
I went to the office to see IT to fix it.

Have you raised a ticket?
Nope
You need to phone the IT help desk (in india) to raise a ticket then we will look at it for you.
You're standing 3 feet away from me and my laptop is in my hand.
Yeah but you need to raise a ticket first.

thats not IT to be fair, thats a jobsworth **** and they would be a jobsworth **** no matter what they did

 

[Paladin]

Is that what they told you

...

 

[hammocity]

Is Viz, still a thing? If so I'm imagining a strip called "Hammo The Alternative Therapist" ;-)

Knew the loonies would be out after I posted that, all the usual suspects will be on it, you've got your opinion I have mine. I have no doubt some counsellors such as Bereavement ones play an important part but those on the TV adverts, give me a break.

As for the Diversity and Inclusion shit, what would happen if they weren't there? Workers actually getting jobs, being rewarded for their work because they deserved it regardless of ethnicity or sexuality, now be a good boy and return to your woke utopia.

 

[malg]

Knew the loonies would be out after I posted that, all the usual suspects will be on it, you've got your opinion I have mine. I have no doubt some counsellors such as Bereavement ones play an important part but those on the TV adverts, give me a break.

As for the Diversity and Inclusion shit, what would happen if they weren't there? Workers actually getting jobs, being rewarded for their work because they deserved it regardless of ethnicity or sexuality, now be a good boy and return to your woke utopia.

Mate, some of the jobs in the NHS would make your head spin. I know the Lefties think it needs more and more money, but my life the waste in management jobs that aren't needed is eye watering. Don't even start me on doctors contracts - the general public have no idea.

However, the upper levels of management and numbers of people involved in diversity, inclusion and the numbers with 'operational director/manager' in their job titles.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I assume either

(a) You've done that to piss off half the album thread

Or

(b) You used to work in IT yourself

But imagine Bimbo, a world without IT is a world without DM!

Should that be BM? Anyway, there's always Royal Mail!

 

[threespires]

Knew the loonies would be out after I posted that, all the usual suspects will be on it, you've got your opinion I have mine. I have no doubt some counsellors such as Bereavement ones play an important part but those on the TV adverts, give me a break.

As for the Diversity and Inclusion shit, what would happen if they weren't there? Workers actually getting jobs, being rewarded for their work because they deserved it regardless of ethnicity or sexuality, now be a good boy and return to your woke utopia.

It was a joke.

 

[mancboy]

Mate, some of the jobs in the NHS would make your head spin. I know the Lefties think it needs more and more money, but my life the waste in management jobs that aren't needed is eye watering. Don't even start me on doctors contracts - the general public have no idea.

However, the upper levels of management and numbers of people involved in diversity, inclusion and the numbers with 'operational director/manager' in their job titles.

if anything needs to be looked at in the nhs its the procurement side of things it is a licence to print money

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Knew the loonies would be out after I posted that, all the usual suspects will be on it, you've got your opinion I have mine. I have no doubt some counsellors such as Bereavement ones play an important part but those on the TV adverts, give me a break.

As for the Diversity and Inclusion shit, what would happen if they weren't there? Workers actually getting jobs, being rewarded for their work because they deserved it regardless of ethnicity or sexuality, now be a good boy and return to your woke utopia.

Have you tried Men in sheds?