Possible Work Place flirting

[paulchapo]

You might be best heading over to Thailand, best of both worlds in the same package for you there.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Good starting point;

The teeth of Austin Powers
The eyes of Marty Feldman / Mesut Ozil
The head of.............
The hair of................
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[Thorin Oakenshield]

So this week was a disaster

On Monday got in a spit/spat row with my neighbors son. He called my mum ugly. I know what you are thinking " this guy is in his 30s, he wouldn't" but I reacted. I ended up calling his mum ugly. He ran out of the house and I presume he told her because I walked past her yesterday, usual she gives a smile and a nod but she gave me a death stare.

But hey! I have my work colleague right? So I sent her a text, got no reply...
She finally got around to texting me 23 hours later, saying she broke her phone. Even I know what that means..

So yeah, I feel like shit.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

You admit that “you finally got round to texting your workmate”.... so what are we talking, weeks?... and you are upset that she took 23hrs to text back!? seems a bit of double standards there perhaps. what did you say in your text?

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

You admit that “you finally got round to texting your workmate”.... so what are we talking, weeks?... and you are upset that she took 23hrs to text back!? seems a bit of double standards there perhaps. what did you say in your text?

No we usually text each other every 3/4 days. So I texted her last Thursday, she texted me the Sunday before, etc.

Usually just movie recommendations, or mention something cool we have seen.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

So this week was a disaster

On Monday got in a spit/spat row with my neighbors son. He called my mum ugly. I know what you are thinking " this guy is in his 30s, he wouldn't" but I reacted. I ended up calling his mum ugly. He ran out of the house and I presume he told her because I walked past her yesterday, usual she gives a smile and a nod but she gave me a death stare.

But hey! I have my work colleague right? So I sent her a text, got no reply...
She finally got around to texting me 23 hours later, saying she broke her phone. Even I know what that means..

So yeah, I feel like shit.

The son of the German pornstar?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

@Thorin Oakenshield you're off your scarf you fella!

 

[york away to this!]

Your mum's ugly.
Yeah but, no but, no. YOUR mum's ugly.

More intrigue from the pre-school playground in the next exciting episode...

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Your mum's ugly.
Yeah but, no but, no. YOUR mum's ugly.

More intrigue from the pre-school playground in the next exciting episode...

This thread needs less taunting, more finger blasting.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

The son of the German pornstar?

Yes
The kid is basically Cartman from the south park.