Possible Work Place flirting

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Yes
The kid is basically Cartman from the south park.

So part of our courting routine now include calling the broa ugly as well?

Not taking the easy routes on these sexual quest's are we........

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

So part of our courting routine now include calling the broa ugly as well?

Not taking the easy routes on these sexual quest's are we........

I dont know how to court

 

[Owdman]

I dont know how to court

You certainly know how not to :)

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Tell the kid you meant to say that his mum looks like the pig faced lady, as it is apparently coming from the elephant man, she might take it as a compliment.

 

[Summerbuzz]

Humour, and vulnerability, are the key, with women.

I mean, they really aren't.

But it's probably where I'd start if I were you, because... sheesh.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Humour, and vulnerability, are the key, with women.

I mean, they really aren't.

But it's probably where I'd start if I were you, because... sheesh.

Could always look for a much older lady with the mothering touch

 

[lust overlord]

Could always look for a much older lady with the mothering touch

Or a not choosy one with particularly poor eyesight.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Or a not choosy one with particularly poor eyesight.

Good point. Just go for one fully blind.

But maybe buff your face with power tools before you get to the face feeling stage.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Or a not choosy one with particularly poor eyesight.

...and no teeth ;)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

...and no teeth ;)

What is this, the Wayne Rooney fantasy thread?