Possible Work Place flirting

[mat]

Quite right too.
There’s nothing worse than having a late work deadline and you are held up by a couple copulating on the copier.

Everyone watching and making the trains late is the problem.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

54 is a good age if she's been well looked after and seeing as most post 55 y/o posters on here would jump at the chance to offer ' advice ',it is only fair in the time honoured tradition of Bluemoon that some kind of photographic assistance will be required. Anything to help further your cause, works do, up skirt on swivel chair, picking up a paperclip, sitting cross legged whilst sucking a pencil, changing a light bulb in the storeroom etc etc.

 

[sir baconface]

...some kind of photographic assistance will be required. Anything to help further your cause, works do, up skirt on swivel chair, picking up a paperclip, sitting cross legged whilst sucking a pencil, changing a light bulb in the storeroom etc etc.

Each to their own, mate, but I’d rather see some pics of the lady in question.

 

[Cellarite]

Don’t get chocolate mousse on the valance.

You don't want anyone thinking it's some kind of dirty protest.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Has she got big tits?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Has she got big tits?

@roy.or.r and @Thorin Oakenshield are bigger tits. Clueless cunts are probably still suckling their mother's milk.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

How big's this lake you frequent on your romantic lunch breaks? Maybe show off your art of mizukiri. A good side arm launch of about 20 degrees with a nice flat stone should do. Only of your man enough of course, you don't want a feeble limp throw with 2 or 3 skims. You want to be thinking Steve Austin, scattering the ducks on the other side of the lake. She'll be wetter than the lake with a good manly performance.

Sale water park

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Wayne Rooney likes this thread!

She isnt a grandma though

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Okay so I am in a weird situation right now. I joined a company 2 years back and things have been going good except for one thing. There is a lady who is around 54 years of age in our office. She has been single her whole life. Few months back she asked me to go to dinner with her. I went without thinking of anything since I often go out with my colleagues. She planned on going to a lake where there were park tables and during dinner, she asked me to sit by her side when in fact I was going to sit opposite to her. I didn't think of anything that time.

However, recently she has been asking me to go to dinner with her every other month. I went out again a few weeks back and last week she has asked me to join her for dinner the 3rd time.

So what to make of this? Is she actually hitting on me or is she just lonely and wants to hang out? I am 31 and I am in no mood to go out with her as anything other than just colleagues.

Should I ask her what's going on in a polite way?

Can I say that you're very sensible coming to us Bluemooners for sensible, well thought-out, sensitive and pragmatic advice.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Questions for the OP
How did the first date go conversation wise? I mean was the convo flowing naturally or were you having to think about what to say to break up the awkward silent moments?

Does she like The Smiths?

 

[Barcon]

The O.P has more drama in his life than a bus full of drag queens on their way to a wig sale.

Does he live on Coronation street?

 

[snorky]

What age are you? Are you attracted to her? If you think she is too old for you and you have no intention for a long term thing, then I would say you have to tell her. As long as you are honest she will have a choice wether she wants to have a friend's with benefits thing. Remember she has feelings, so don't be a **** and bring her pain by lying to get her into bed by making her think you want to have a relationship. You don't have to be a lying **** to get sex. Talk to her. You said you be been out a few times, address the elephant in the room and deal with it.

Magic you are so sweet :)
My counter suggestion is the op lies through his teeth and does her up the wrongun.

 

[urban genie]

The O.P has more drama in his life than a bus full of drag queens on their way to a wig sale.

Does he live on Coronation street?

No, but I am begining to think he writes for it

 

[jrb]

Always remember.

In the office, you can flirt, but you can't squirt. ;-)

 

[Magicpole]

Magic you are so sweet :)
My counter suggestion is the op lies through his teeth and does her up the wrongun.

That's bravado. You wouldn't treat someone like that............. :)

 

[Magicpole]

I* thought you were being sensitive there MP, and then you spoil it at the end by calling her an elephant. Fatties need love too, and are generally more grateful.

Made me laugh. You're such a ****, but a funny one and that's ok by me.

 

[Ilovehappyendings]

Just get a handjob

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Made me laugh. You're such a ****, but a funny one and that's ok by me.

So long as I'm a total **** that's fine. It's the ones who are a bit of a ****, or pretend not to be you have to watch out for.

 

[Ban-jani]

Questions for the OP
How did the first date go conversation wise? I mean was the convo flowing naturally or were you having to think about what to say to break up the awkward silent moments?

Does she like The Smiths?

Remember OP, some girls are bigger than others.

 

[Bigga]

Quite right too.
There’s nothing worse than having a late work deadline and you are held up by a couple copulating on the copier.

He might have been working on a spread sheet with her...?