Possibly the worst alcoholic drink in the world...

Judging from how my head feels today I'm going to say warm port... Sick as a small hospital following a rake of this last night
 
Chilli Vodka - DO NOT TRY THIS STUFF!!!

I went skiing a few years back to Les Deux Alps and me and my mate tried some. He went first and said it was ok, so bang i downed it. No sooner than i had put the glass down my stomach churned like fuck. I was in trouble and i knew it, halfway to the toilet i let out a monster fart, it was damp to say the least. I made it to the bathroom and plonked my arse onto the toilet seat and boom, she errupted. The groans from within my bowels were like that of a volcanic eruption, and the heat from one resembles the feeling from my arsehole. I sat there for a good 10 minutes while it just poored out. The smell was horrendous. I finally cleared myself up and i was pouring with sweat like i had just completed a marathon. I will never ever try this stuff again, and my advice to you is dont either!
 
Chilli Vodka - DO NOT TRY THIS STUFF!!!

I went skiing a few years back to Les Deux Alps and me and my mate tried some. He went first and said it was ok, so bang i downed it. No sooner than i had put the glass down my stomach churned like fuck. I was in trouble and i knew it, halfway to the toilet i let out a monster fart, it was damp to say the least. I made it to the bathroom and plonked my arse onto the toilet seat and boom, she errupted. The groans from within my bowels were like that of a volcanic eruption, and the heat from one resembles the feeling from my arsehole. I sat there for a good 10 minutes while it just poored out. The smell was horrendous. I finally cleared myself up and i was pouring with sweat like i had just completed a marathon. I will never ever try this stuff again, and my advice to you is dont either!
 
dell74 said:
BLUENATIC said:
Dont know how people cannot like southern comfort!

Twas my favourite once upon a time. Hit it hard on a stag 25 years ago and not gone near it since.


First date with my Mrs, she loved this stuff and drank a sh1t load ( nerves I think) anyway, end of the night she threw up all over me and has never touched the stuff since.

Mine has to be Diamond White, drank about 8 bottles in little over an hour on my 25 birthday, can`t even sniff cider or white wine nearly 20 years on as I start heaving.
 
rickmcfc said:
Chilli Vodka - DO NOT TRY THIS STUFF!!!

Haha a classic trick to play in Revolution;

1)Buy a tray of shots and buy one Chilli vodka
2)Leave it whilst you nip to the toilet. At this point you can actually go to the toilet or just linger around the corner
3)Wait till one of your mates thinks he's being clever and pinches your last shot.
4)Return to your seat and laugh at your thief of a friend.
 

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