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[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Most male birds, including chicken and quail, have no penises, but ducks and geese have coiled penises that can measure up to 9 inches in length. These retract when not in use.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Most male birds, including chicken and quail, have no penises, but ducks and geese have coiled penises that can measure up to 9 inches in length. These retract when not in use.

I’ve got the miniature version of one of those fuckers…!

 

[Barcon]

Most male birds, including chicken and quail, have no penises, but ducks and geese have coiled penises that can measure up to 9 inches in length. These retract when not in use.

not true mate.

 

[Jamshopbridge]

not true mate.

Just properly laughed out loud at this!

 

[johnnytapia]

Well yesterday I had a very attractive lady that i have never met before ask if it was ok to shove her finger up my jacksy, unfortunately she was the Colonoscopy Doctor

When I went for my exam the doctor said 'I have to insert my finger and wiggle it around for about 5 minutes, this may cause an erection Derek'
I said 'I'm not called Derek' he said 'no, but I am'

 

[Lavinda Past]

Signing for Chelsea in January

 

[mackenzie]

People who couldn't afford 4 old pennies to have a bed in a lodging house (or "doss" house) paid 2 old pennies to sit on a chair, or stand upright, supported by a rope.

Allegedly, this led to the term "hangover"

 

[Bill Walker]

"Brass monkey weather"
I assume everyone knows where that came from so won't bother typing it :)

 

[Bigga]

 

[Blue Til Death]

Lucky fuckers….! My doctor shoved his finger up my arse whilst he had both hands on my hips..!
Maybe he was from Burnley?