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"A must-have for anyone with a passion for shopping carts and a love of the great outdoors.In The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America author Julian Montague has created an elaborate classification system of abandoned shopping carts, accompanied by photographic documentation of actual stray cart sightings.
These sightings include bucolically littered locations such as the Niagara River Gorge (where many a cart has been pushed to its untimely death) and mundane settings that look suspiciously like a suburb near you.

Working in the naturalist’s tradition, the photographs depict the diversity of the phenomenon and carry a surprising emotional charge; readers inevitably begin to see these carts as human, at times poignant in their abandoned, decrepit state, hilariously incapacitated, or ingeniously co-opted.

The result is at once rigorous and absurd, enabling the layperson to identify and classify their own cart spottings based on the situation in which they were found."
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Lavinda Past said:
The perfect Christmas present doesn’t exis....

View attachment 138985

"A must-have for anyone with a passion for shopping carts and a love of the great outdoors.In The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America author Julian Montague has created an elaborate classification system of abandoned shopping carts, accompanied by photographic documentation of actual stray cart sightings.
These sightings include bucolically littered locations such as the Niagara River Gorge (where many a cart has been pushed to its untimely death) and mundane settings that look suspiciously like a suburb near you.

Working in the naturalist’s tradition, the photographs depict the diversity of the phenomenon and carry a surprising emotional charge; readers inevitably begin to see these carts as human, at times poignant in their abandoned, decrepit state, hilariously incapacitated, or ingeniously co-opted.

The result is at once rigorous and absurd, enabling the layperson to identify and classify their own cart spottings based on the situation in which they were found."
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I am writing the definitive guide to abandoned laughing gas canisters, with special reference to suburban street gutters.
 
Joe Walsh, 1986, Valley Forge Music Fair.

Greg Allman was the opening act. After the Allman set wraps up , the audience sit there for over an hour waiting for Joe to hit the stage.

Local disc jockey comes on stage, talks for a while, and then says that Joe is delayed due to “technical difficulties”.

About 30 minutes later, Joe Walsh comes on stage with a trombone and proceeds to blow into just like anyone else would who had no idea how to play it.

Joe mumbles something about being drunk, says “FUCK IT” and walks off stage.

The end.
 
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