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Sounds to me like he may have been a bit if a wrong 'un.
his father was born out of wedlock,
so his father had his own mother's maiden name, schicklegruber,
until he eventually changed it to heilder.
fuck knows how it ended up as hitler,
but he could have been called adolf schicklegruber.

when he became chancellor,
he ordered the government to buy huge amounts of copies of mein kampf,
to be given as wedding gifts to newlyweds.
made him millions.

he was a failed artist
painting-by-hitler-1.jpg

and lived in a homeless shelter from 1909 to 1913 in vienna.

he once went to rochdale
(whilst visiting his brother who resided in liverpool)
and he loved the town hall so much,
he declared that if ever he ran the world he would move it brick by brick and stainglass by stainglass to germany.
hence why rochdale, under his direct orders, was never bombed by the gerries.
 
the russians, in translation, don't really have words that start with the letter h.

the only equivalent are words that begin with, in translation, the letter g.

so they called him adolf gitler.
 
his father was born out of wedlock,
so his father had his own mother's maiden name, schicklegruber,
until he eventually changed it to heilder.
fuck knows how it ended up as hitler,
but he could have been called adolf schicklegruber.

when he became chancellor,
he ordered the government to buy huge amounts of copies of mein kampf,
to be given as wedding gifts to newlyweds.
made him millions.

he was a failed artist
painting-by-hitler-1.jpg

and lived in a homeless shelter from 1909 to 1913 in vienna.

he once went to rochdale
(whilst visiting his brother who resided in liverpool)
and he loved the town hall so much,
he declared that if ever he ran the world he would move it brick by brick and stainglass by stainglass to germany.
hence why rochdale, under his direct orders, was never bombed by the gerries.

If he was still alive today, would he have a chance of winning a Rochdale (by) election?
 

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