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[Mr Kobayashi]

Cyril Smith would have eaten him.

He would have probably bribed Cyril off with the job of secretary for Education and buggery.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

He would have probably bribed Cyril off with the job of secretary for Education and buggery.

it might surprise you to know that as a young child i was occasionally quite naughty.
my nan used to say to me,
"if you don't behave we'll send you to see cyril smith".
if i continued to misbehave she would say,
"right, we're sending you to see cyril smith's brother!"
(who was considered and talked about as much much worse).

everyone knew what was going on
(not unlike in nazi germany, although to a lesser extent).

when i continued, thankfully, i was never sent anywhere but my bedroom,
with cheese and bread and milk for supper,
which were my favourite things, in fact.
no incentive to change really.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

Cyril Smith would have eaten him.

 

[The Black Shed]

Frank Beard, drummer in ZZ Top, is the only membe rof the band to not have a beard.

 

[KS55]

The latest El Niño event has finished and the Pacific has been cooling for the past week. No El Scorchio this year?

 

[Worsleyweb]

Thirteen years ago today I ate Jerk Chicken at the green man and nearly died.

 

[KS55]

”Two dinners” Smith only skipped one of them.

 

[shroom]

Decent tornado outbreak in the midwest today ...

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Nigel Clough has managed more football matches than his father Brian.

 

[Barcon]

I just ate a shitload of onions.