"I do" is a very long sentence.
I'm now into my 44th year since I said it.
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I'm now into my 44th year since I said it.
Bill Walker
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Get less for murder mate :)
pepguardiola'smoustache
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And when aliens finally intercept it or its twin and if they can actually work out how to make a golden gramophone record play,
the first thing they will hear is messages from Jimmy Fucking Carter and Kurt Fucking Waldheim,
plus 90mins of music from the likes of Chuck Fucking Berry and JS Fucking Bach.
If that doesn't put them off wanting to say hello to us i don't know what will
pepguardiola'smoustache
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Right then,
this scruffy fella, Karl Bushby
who is currently self-publicising his claim to have nearly finished walking all the way round the world is, in my opinion, for 2 reasons, a charlatan...
1) walking from Chile to Hull via The Bering Strait is not round the world. okay it's a long way but surely you have to end up back where you started.
2) it has taken him 27 years because he only walks for 2 or 3 months then fucks off to mexico for 3 months.
He's not even tried to raise money doing it.
When he started out in 1998, he told his poor old mam, Angela, he'd be back in 14 years. She has been waiting at her gate since 2012
the bloke was in Hungary before he took his Xmas break back to Mexico until March, fucker couldn't have hopped on easyjet to see her for a few days, could he.
Ross and Norris would have told him to do one if he expected to be in the big book.
this scruffy fella, Karl Bushby
who is currently self-publicising his claim to have nearly finished walking all the way round the world is, in my opinion, for 2 reasons, a charlatan...
1) walking from Chile to Hull via The Bering Strait is not round the world. okay it's a long way but surely you have to end up back where you started.
2) it has taken him 27 years because he only walks for 2 or 3 months then fucks off to mexico for 3 months.
He's not even tried to raise money doing it.
When he started out in 1998, he told his poor old mam, Angela, he'd be back in 14 years. She has been waiting at her gate since 2012
Ross and Norris would have told him to do one if he expected to be in the big book.
Isn't this the bloke who said he was going to keep walking until Spurs won the league ?Right then,
this scruffy fella, Karl Bushby
who is currently self-publicising his claim to have nearly finished walking all the way round the world is, in my opinion, for 2 reasons, a charlatan...
1) walking from Chile to Hull via The Bering Strait is not round the world. okay it's a long way but surely you have to end up back where you started.
2) it has taken him 27 years because he only walks for 2 or 3 months then fucks off to mexico for 3 months.
He's not even tried to raise money doing it.
When he started out in 1998, he told his poor old mam, Angela, he'd be back in 14 years. She has been waiting at her gate since 2012
the bloke was in Hungary before he took his Xmas break back to Mexico until March, fucker couldn't have hopped on easyjet to see her for a few days, could he.
Ross and Norris would have told him to do one if he expected to be in the big book.
Even he's said he can't wait that long.
:-)
By the way, I totally agree with you. He's a weirdo that's all.
Bill Walker
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Got a spare six days to listen to this ?
Longest Officially Released Song (Guinness World Record)
Longest Officially Released Song (Guinness World Record)
- Song:
"Shri Ramcharitmanas" - Artist: Dr. Jagadeesh Pillai (India)
- Duration: 138 hours, 41 minutes, 20 seconds (over 5.7 days)
- Details: A recording of the entire 16th-century Hindu epic poem by Goswami Tulsidas, taking over four years to produce.
Lavinda Past
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Bill Walker
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I was gonna start a thread on the various types of hand dryers which can be an interesting subject, but decided against it as I would probably receive the usual sarcastic comments from @Mad Eyed Screamer
Anyway I'm not a big fan of the Dyson configuration more a classic fan really, this does it for me.
Anyway I'm not a big fan of the Dyson configuration more a classic fan really, this does it for me.
Mad Eyed Screamer
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The only blow job you’ve had for a number of years….
Sod MES, go for it.
You could call it Hand Dryers, Covered and Uncovered. You could then travel around taking photos of said machines.
Further, unlike MES, you could have sub categories, coloured/ uncoloured, just hands/hands and face.
If you need any help collating UK ones just ask.
Can you tell we lost (badly again) last night. I'll do anything rather than read/ talk about footfuckin'ball
pepguardiola'smoustache
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Ocean waves are not made of water...
They are made of energy.
Think of it like this...
if someone is talking to you, you wouldn't say their words were made of air,
they are vibrations in the air,
sound waves,
that we cannot see.
Light also travels in waves, we just don't notice them.
It's not the water that is moving, it is the energy.
it's simply that we are able to see the waves.
As a wave passes through the sea the water itself goes round and round in circles and hardly moves forward at all.
think of the circularness of what you see when a surfer is tunneling.
It is the energy that moves onwards.
water is the medium that transmits the energy.
When it is out at sea in deepwater the wave is moving all at the same speed underneath, through, and above the water.
It's only when it finally nears the shore and the depth decreases that the wave slows down because of the shallower sea floor,
which causes the wave on top to be moving faster over the water,
so it rises up and ultimately crashes.
it's only at this very final stage that the energy in the wave has to go somewhere,
so it propels the water forwards onto the beach.
the circular movement has ended and it rushes forwards.
The white froth we see is mostly air not water.
Of course, energy cannot be destroyed, so as it reaches the shore the energy has to go somewhere
= it turns into noise (sound waves) that we can hear.
the wave dies and the energy moves on.
They are made of energy.
Think of it like this...
if someone is talking to you, you wouldn't say their words were made of air,
they are vibrations in the air,
sound waves,
that we cannot see.
Light also travels in waves, we just don't notice them.
It's not the water that is moving, it is the energy.
it's simply that we are able to see the waves.
As a wave passes through the sea the water itself goes round and round in circles and hardly moves forward at all.
think of the circularness of what you see when a surfer is tunneling.
It is the energy that moves onwards.
water is the medium that transmits the energy.
When it is out at sea in deepwater the wave is moving all at the same speed underneath, through, and above the water.
It's only when it finally nears the shore and the depth decreases that the wave slows down because of the shallower sea floor,
which causes the wave on top to be moving faster over the water,
so it rises up and ultimately crashes.
it's only at this very final stage that the energy in the wave has to go somewhere,
so it propels the water forwards onto the beach.
the circular movement has ended and it rushes forwards.
The white froth we see is mostly air not water.
Of course, energy cannot be destroyed, so as it reaches the shore the energy has to go somewhere
= it turns into noise (sound waves) that we can hear.
the wave dies and the energy moves on.
Can’t believe this only got two likes, very good post haha!
better dead than red
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It turns out alchemists weren't crazy after all. They simply didn't have the right equipment.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/big-bang-large-hadron-collider-gold-b2903961.html
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/big-bang-large-hadron-collider-gold-b2903961.html
Barcon
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You on the shrooms again?
chris63
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bluethrunthru
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Hope this is true - if so explains it well
Bill Walker
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Naval History: The U.S. Navy and the Oxford English Dictionary have debunked the idea that "monkeys" were made of brass but in fact were made of wood.
In short, while the physics of cold contraction is real, the specific scenario of cannonballs popping off a brass rack due to the cold is a myth.
bluethrunthru
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cheers