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[Barcon]

When I was in my mid 20’s I had a small part in a porn film.
My scene only lasted 20 seconds and I had a bag over my head.
I was nominated for best performance under pressure by a new comer at the annual award ceremony but ultimately lost out to a Steve Buschemi look alike who was sporting a fantastic, needlepoint pillow case that was hand woven by his mother who was Amish.

 

[Bill Walker]

When I was in my mid 20’s I had a small part in a porn film.
My scene only lasted 20 seconds and I had a bag over my head.
I was nominated for best performance under pressure by a new comer at the annual award ceremony but ultimately lost out to a Steve Buschemi look alike who was sporting a fantastic, needlepoint pillow case that was hand woven by his mother who was Amish.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[KS55]

The logo for McDonald’s is the golden arches of the letter M on a red background.

The M stands for McDonald’s, but the rounded 'm' represents mummy’s mammaries, acccording the design consultant and psychologist Louis Cheskin.

There, I knew it. Thanks.

 

[KS55]

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Parents were so cruel. My bedroom was unheated. My clothes were hand me downs. I had to eat what I was given. Luckily Barnados rescued me from such abuse to live happily in a children’s home.

 

[KS55]

When I was in my mid 20’s I had a small part in a porn film.
My scene only lasted 20 seconds and I had a bag over my head.
I was nominated for best performance under pressure by a new comer at the annual award ceremony but ultimately lost out to a Steve Buschemi look alike who was sporting a fantastic, needlepoint pillow case that was hand woven by his mother who was Amish.

When I was in my mid 20’s, I had a LARGE part in a porn film. They said sorry mate, anything that size is illegal.

 

[Lavinda Past]

When I was in my mid 20’s I had a small part in a porn film.
My scene only lasted 20 seconds and I had a bag over my head.

I saw that film... the lady was shopping in a greengrocers when the proprietor approached her with a firm cucumber.

I remember that she dropped a wrapped cauliflower she had already bought on the floor as he grabbed her...

Was that you?

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Cats dont only hate cucumbers they hate foil

 

[Blue Mist]

When I was in my mid 20’s I had a small part in a porn film.
My scene only lasted 20 seconds and I had a bag over my head.
I was nominated for best performance under pressure by a new comer at the annual award ceremony but ultimately lost out to a Steve Buschemi look alike who was sporting a fantastic, needlepoint pillow case that was hand woven by his mother who was Amish.

From what I've heard you don't last much longer now.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I saw that film... the lady was shopping in a greengrocers when the proprietor approached her with a firm cucumber.

I remember that she dropped a wrapped cauliflower she had already bought on the floor as he grabbed her...

Was that you?

The reason they put clingfilm on cucumbers is so you can eat them when you have finished using them.