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[Nellies left peg]

My bin men didnt take my bin last week

Put it out in Liverpool it will soon go

 

[Blue Mist]

Your smoke alarm will constantly bleep when the batteries need changing.



Usually at 2am in the bastard morning.

 

[Bill Walker]

Your smoke alarm will constantly bleep when the batteries need changing.



Usually at 2am in the bastard morning.

Stop being a cheapskate and get a proper one wired into the mains.

 

[Blue Mist]

Stop being a cheapskate and get a proper one wired into the mains.

I was going to that's the other reason it is so annoying, it is just one of the many jobs I never got round to.

 

[JASR]

The Venusian day (time it takes the planet to rotate on its axis), is longer than its year (time it takes to orbit the sun).

 

[bonespost]

Just seen a couple of objects in the sky over Stretford. Too small to identify, pretty obviously wind-driven, bright flashes reflecting the sun. Not UFO's more like fuck knows; being a pair the only interesting thing about them....

High altitude weather balloons .

 

[Bill Walker]

I was going to that's the other reason it is so annoying, it is just one of the many jobs I never got round to.

He who procrastinates.....

Etc

 

[Blue Mist]

He who procrastinates.....

Etc

You sound like my wife (although she does not use big words) the list of jobs I should have done is longer than the Messi transfer thread but my garden and my allotment take up all my time.

 

[snorky]

You sound like my wife (although she does not use big words) the list of jobs I should have done is longer than the Messi transfer thread but my garden and my allotment take up all my time.

So long as he doesn't look like your wife.

 

[geoff hammond]

The Venusian day (time it takes the planet to rotate on its axis), is longer than its year (time it takes to orbit the sun).

Seen as Christmas comes around every year does that mean you get a Christmas every day.
Wizzard will be happy

 

[JASR]

Seen as Christmas comes around every year does that mean you get a Christmas every day.
Wizzard will be happy

Depends if you decide 'now' is Christmas day, then you've got a whole year+ of it being Christmas day. If you declare that 'today' isn't Christmas then it's going to be awhile for it to happen...

 

[Nellies left peg]

Seen as Christmas comes around every year does that mean you get a Christmas every day.
Wizzard will be happy

There's a bloke lives in a town near us who has Christmas every day. Dinner decorations etc, he's regularly on the news and is a total knob. Get a job you sponging ****, he's even changed his name via deedpoll to Mr Christmas

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Had my car insurance renewal quote today surprised it was £5 cheaper than last year but, as I did last year I went onto a comparison site and got a quote from another company at 33% less.

Direct Line are really good so again as per last year rang them to say I'd like to stay but could get insurance much cheaper elsewhere, got 25% off for 30 mins on the phone. Saved having to piss about changing agents too.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I was going to that's the other reason it is so annoying, it is just one of the many jobs I never got round to.

Like you never get to go to the bar :)

 

[Bill Walker]

My mates wife just won a Suzuki Jimny jeep.
He sold it for 4k more than list as theres a 12 month wait for a new one.

 

[OffertonBlue]

I have run 930 days in a row.
Total distance of 2,979 miles.

You must be in Lebanon by now. Turn round and start heading back, you should be home by the 2024/25 season.

 

[KS55]

My mates wife just won a Suzuki Jimny jeep.
He sold it for 4k more than list as theres a 12 month wait for a new one.

She won it, he sold it. Women's Lib not reached Australia yet.

 

[Bill Walker]

She won it, he sold it. Women's Lib not reached Australia yet.

Should have said he gallantly sold it for her.

 

[jaiguruKun]

This is my 3764th attempt.

 

[Big Swifty]

There are more micro-organisms in just one teaspoonful of garden soil than there are people on earth.

It sure makes you think.