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[Blue Mist]

Is this a euphemism for sex?
Hey mister, will you dangle your bollocks in my pond?
Yes, but I'll have to trim your lillies first.

I was wondering that myself. I presumed it was like the pampas grass thing.


So I am going round tonight at 7

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Is this a euphemism for sex?
Hey mister, will you dangle your bollocks in my pond?
Yes, but I'll have to trim your lillies first.

Well it's a bit more up market than..." Fancy a shag mate "

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

cheers mate. Remember that 1st one well. Propar New Years hangover from hell.

You’re only averaging 3.2 miles a day you lazy git.
You and the bees have a lot in common. ;-)

 

[BlueHammer85]

You’re only averaging 3.2 miles a day you lazy git.
You and the bees have a lot in common. ;-)

i worked out it was 3.9 miles :)

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

i worked out it was 3.9 miles :)

2979/930=3.203225806451613

Skiver!

 

[Cellarite]

They can often look embarrassed when they know they're doing something forbidden, and they get caught in the act by their master. You don't even need to bawl them out. They just look at you, as if to say, “Yep, it's a fair cop”.
A cat'll just stare you down. It knows it's done something wrong, but it's just a “Fuck you” look.

When we get the lead and harness out to take our dog out, she occasionally (maybe once every ten times) legs it and hides under the dining room table.

We used to play into her hands (paws?!?) and chase her around but have learned to just be disappointed. A loud "Oh no" followed by announcing to the kids that we're going for a walk sees her come out all apologetically like she was just messing. She's our first dog and we've had her for three years. It's fascinating watching all her behaviours.

 

[Bill Walker]

I have run 930 days in a row.
Total distance of 2,979 miles.

Wow.......That's the distance from Brisbane to Perth, across the Nullarbor Plain.

A 47 hour drive or 5 hour flight.

Well done !

 

[BlueHammer85]

2979/930=3.203225806451613

Skiver!

dam, i need to up my game for last 70 days

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Biggs is a wus.


There see I said it.

You are the biggest wuss of all when it comes to buying a round.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

@Bigg Bigg Blue get him

Consider him got.