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[idahoblues]

Christmas Eve we were having a meal in the Local with a few of the neighbours. A couple of them had been married 57 years, nothing unusual about that. The interesting bit was their Birth Certificates were consecutive numbers.

Twins ?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Bradley Walsh is set to present the revamp of Gladiators on TV.

His wife, Donna, was the choreographer of the original troupe of cheerleaders for the original series in 1992.

 

[halfmist]

Twins ?

Married to each other I should have said.
They were both from the same Town in Scotland so they may well have the same father.!
When they proudly announced it I wanted to say well let’s hope you don’t get consecutive numbers on your death certificates but my Mrs would have killed me.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Twins ?

Ha ha, that's the first thing I thought...just had to ask wifey about that ' No you silly twat ' and then went on to explain.

My mum and dad register me..... then, for arguements sake, my wifes mum and dad register her a couple of hours later ( at the same resistery office ) and as long as no one else has registered a birth there in the meanwhile....there's your answer.

 

[snorky]

Ha ha, that's the first thing I thought...just had to ask wifey about that ' No you silly twat ' and then went on to explain.

My mum and dad register me..... then, for arguements sake, my wifes mum and dad register her a couple of hours later ( at the same resistery office ) and as long as no one else has registered a birth there in the meanwhile....there's your answer.

Idaho married his twin sister.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Idaho married his twin sister.

Par for the course over there isn't it ?

 

[idahoblues]

Idaho married his twin sister.

That’s why I was asking

 

[johnnytapia]

What if you've got 3 nipples?

Asking for an ex girlfriend

 

[Xhavenjoe]

A one legged duck can swim in a straight line

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Grassland Blue]

looking at other people is nearly illegal on the tram in greater manchester.

it says so on the platform...

"staring is harassment. report it discreetly to the police on blahblahsummatorother.co.uk"

What if you are watching a person acting suspiciously.....?

 

[Big Swifty]

"Adolf Hitler" is an anagram of "Heil, old fart!"

 

[bluebc]

Changing spark plugs in modern cars is an absolute ball ache

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

What if you are watching a person acting suspiciously.....?

a very good point.
it completely contradicts those "see it! say it! sorted!" announcements encouraging us to keep any eye out for sinister bastards.

it's hard to know what to think with all these new commandments.

i can imagine a 1984 scenario whereby you are watching a suspicious person but all i can see is you staring at someone,
so i discreetly report you,
but in the meantime someone else has seen me staring at you and discreetly reported me, whilst themselves being discreetly reported for staring at the person who was staring at me.

 

[Grassland Blue]

a very good point.
it completely contradicts those "see it! say it! sorted!" announcements encouraging us to keep any eye out for sinister bastards.

it's hard to know what to think with all these new commandments.

i can imagine a 1984 scenario whereby you are watching a suspicious person but all i can see is you staring at someone,
so i discreetly report you,
but in the meantime someone else has seen me staring at you and discreetly reported me, whilst themselves being discreetly reported for staring at the person who was staring at me.

Elvis was right! We can't go on like this, living with suspicious minds.

 

[Bill Walker]

Changing spark plugs in modern cars is an absolute ball ache

I agree, but.........That's why you pay a mechanic to do it during a service.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

i just accidentally liked a post in the pre-match thread which i really didn't like at all because it was stupid.
i panicked and pressed the like option again and it un-liked itself. my like disappeared.

i found that interesting but if everybody already knows about it then soz.

i wonder why there is no "dislike" option?

i've also just realised there's no option to like your own post but you can report it. i wonder why you would report yourself. i might try it.

 

[Blue Mist]

i just accidentally liked a post in the pre-match thread which i really didn't like at all because it was stupid.
i panicked and pressed the like option again and it un-liked itself. my like disappeared.

i found that interesting but if everybody already knows about it then soz.

i wonder why there is no "dislike" option?

i've also just realised there's no option to like your own post but you can report it. i wonder why you would report yourself. i might try it.

What was the post ? I will see if I don't like it either.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

What was the post ? I will see if I don't like it either.

did you notice that i just liked you then i un-liked you, or was i too quick?
great fun.