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[blue44]

Possibly,maybe,could be ,who knows .

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

 

[Bill Walker]

I timed myself having a shower, it was 4 minutes.

I secretly timed the missus having a shower, it was 14 minutes, and I'm a third bigger than her. wtf.

Just thought I'd put this out there. Women cost more to run for the planet.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I timed myself having a shower, it was 4 minutes.

I secretly timed the missus having a shower, it was 14 minutes, and I'm a third bigger than her. wtf.

Just thought I'd put this out there.

Was she using a womaniser?

 

[Bill Walker]

Was she using a womaniser?

Yes I think so.
With all this face cream, night cream, hair dye, make up, revitalizer, etc etc etc women are destroying the oceans and therefore the planet.
She also leaves the tap running whilst teeth brushing.

 

[Barcon]

I timed myself having a shower, it was 4 minutes.

I secretly timed the missus having a shower, it was 14 minutes, and I'm a third bigger than her. wtf.

Just thought I'd put this out there. Women cost more to run for the planet.

Ffs. It takes me longer than that to wash my knob.

 

[Blue Floyd]

Was at a wedding in Glasgow over the weekend. Scoff cost £75. Didn't have a shit for 3 days. Ended up coaxing it out like a midwife.

 

[Barcon]

Was at a wedding in Glasgow over the weekend. Scoff cost £75. Didn't have a shit for 3 days. Ended up coaxing it out like a midwife.

Try breaking it up with a wooden spoon first.

 

[Blue Floyd]

Try breaking it up with a wooden spoon first.

I was pushing my cheeks together to try and snap it.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Try breaking it up with a wooden spoon first.

I don't think he's planning to make a soup with it.