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[Blue Maverick]

Both he and his wife can eat 50 eggs.

You mean Mr and Mrs Paul Newman

 

[Bill Walker]

Apparently, you shouldn't charge your phone overnight.

MSN

 

[snorky]

Apparently, you shouldn't charge your phone overnight.

MSN

Your socket is taken up by you charging your anal wand most of the time anyway mate.

 

[Bill Walker]

Your socket is taken up by you charging your anal wand most of the time anyway mate.

Anal wand ?
You're mixing me up with drone.... the bluemoon sex pest.

 

[Bill Walker]

A female chicken will mate with many different males. If she decides later that she doesn’t want a particular rooster’s offspring, she can eject his sperm. This happens most often when the male is lower in the pecking order.

 

[mackenzie]

Numbers on football shirts were only introduced many years after the game actually started.

 

[idahoblues]

It’s raining

 

[Bill Walker]

It’s raining

Should melt the snow.

 

[idahoblues]

Should melt the snow.

I’m up in Montana, snowed at home

 

[CTID1988]

I've been sat on the toilet for 2 hours. Had a dodgy fish finger butty before and its crippled me