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[Big Joe Corrigan]

Mine put me down last week.

She told me I was a useless lump of shit.

Very astute your mother ;)

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Saudi Arabia, a nation composed almost entirely of desert, imports sand.

This is because desert sand and beach sand are actually very different, and only beach sand can be used to make concrete.

As they've already used most of their natural supply, they have to get building sand elsewhere.

And most of the Saudi sand ends up all over my bloody car.

 

[calumdown]

you can no longer buy alcohol as of now.
but you can buy a sheep from outside the supermarket.
to slaughter for eid..
you know, like how outside morrisons they have a garden centre.
same thing

the male head of the family does the deed.

do any take your fancy?

 

[calumdown]

a lot of words that start with al are of arabic origin.
the definite article meaning "the".

alcohol is no exception.
al-khul.

i believe booze was invented by the persians.
some people say it was the georgians.
fuck knows, but i'm glad to have plenty for the long weekend.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Educational and amusing...

 

[Barcon]

Mine put me down last week.

She told me I was a useless lump of shit.

I always did like your mum.

 

[Barcon]

I trapped a red squirrel today and instead of eating it I drove 30 mins into the bush on an Atv and released it.
If it comes back and rips more insulation out from under my house it will be going for a boat ride.

 

[calumdown]

I trapped a red squirrel today and instead of eating it I drove 30 mins into the bush on an Atv and released it.
If it comes back and rips more insulation out from under my house it will be going for a boat ride.

how do you trap a squirrel?

 

[Barcon]

how do you trap a squirrel?

Squirrel trap

 

[calumdown]

Squirrel trap

i'm stupid, i'm from newhey.
i don't know what that means.
is it like a honey trap?

 

[Barcon]

i'm stupid, i'm from newhey.
i don't know what that means.
is it like a honey trap?

Let’s see if I can post a pic.
Meanwhile, check out my Atv:

 

[Barcon]

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i'm stupid, i'm from newhey.
i don't know what that means.
is it like a honey trap?

A honey trap is what you use when trying to trick a bear into giving you a hummer.

Squirrel trap:

 

[calumdown]

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A honey trap is what you use when trying to trick a bear into giving you a hummer.

Squirrel trap:

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it seems very complex and long-winded to have to trap it then drive it for half an hour.
can you not just shout at it in a failsworth accent and tell it to do one?




























































i've never met a bear, let alone tried to trick one.

 

[burning blue soul]

Let’s see if I can post a pic.
Meanwhile, check out my Atv:
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That's not a tv, it's a 4 wheeled motorbike.

 

[KS55]

That's not a tv, it's a 4 wheeled motorbike.

You have to plug it in to your tv.

 

[mancboy]

You have to plug it in to your tv.

oh fuck that, already got the missus yapping through everything dont need any more noise, and before you suggest it no it wouldnt drown her out.

 

[Lavinda Past]

You have to plug it in to your tv.

HDMI or SCART?

 

[Lavinda Past]

The estimated number of stars in the observable universe is around 1 septillion (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000). In comparison, the number of grains of sand on all the world’s beaches is estimated to be around 7.5 quintillion (7,500,000,000,000,000,000). This means there are about 133 times more stars than grains of sand on Earth.

 

[Lavinda Past]

New Zealand was once on sale on eBay:

In the year 2006, an Australian man attempted to sell New Zealand. The bidding had gone up to $3,000 before eBay noticed he didn’t actually have sale rights for the country and shut the bidding down.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

New Zealand was once on sale on eBay:

In the year 2006, an Australian man attempted to sell New Zealand. The bidding had gone up to $3,000 before eBay noticed he didn’t actually have sale rights for the country and shut the bidding down.

Brilliant.