Post your guilty secret here.

[Big Joe Corrigan]

I have no friends.

It might be something to do with those out of date Vesta curries ; )

 

[dobingsdobber]

It might be something to do with those out of date Vesta curries ; )

Nah,I'm just a shithouse.

 

[Bill Walker]

Ffs, the title of this thread is Post Your Guilty Secret.
A poster, perhaps half in jest puts he enjoyed watching Portillo doing his train programmes.
Cue the politically deranged who have to come on and bang their drum so loud they make Klopp look like an amateur.
Ric paid a bit extra to the Internet people so that he could create a Political Section so that all the nut jobs could go and shout in there. Unfortunately it doesn't always work.


Oh and has anyone mentioned Portillo can't even walk properly ? Surely a sign of a wrong un. Beat him to death with a Bradshaws.

Methinks he doth protest too much.

 

[Bill Walker]

I met him on a train once. He followed me to the toilets and asked to be wanked off. I told him that George Michael was in first class and to try there instead.

Pics or it didn't happen..

 

[mexico1970]

I met him on a train once. He followed me to the toilets and asked to be wanked off. I told him that George Michael was in first class and to try there instead.

Posh fucker, a toilet on an actual train?

 

[Frank the Yank]

Here’s one that will make you sick: in 1977 I almost chose to support Liverpool……shudder close shave that was!!

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Pics or it didn't happen..

I don't have any pics but he did leave behind his Thomas the Tank Engine pants.

 

[staffsblue]

My guilty secret is that the first gig I ever attended was Showaddywaddy at Bradford St George's Hall.
I was only 7 years old at the time so probably didn't know any better!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

When I was 17 I almost became a Arsenal fan cos a girl I fancied was one

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Me & the wife agreed many years ago that if our soon to be born child was a boy she’d get to give him his name, if it was a girl then I’d get seniority. Anyways, turns out he was a boy…..and she named him ‘Rio’ I was livid and called him by his middle name for years, he’s 18 now and won’t have his name spoken at City games, but does have it on his season card, obviously never had his name on a shirt growing up or ever understood why she did it, but yeah…forgive me fellow blues

What if he turned out gender neutral?