Premier League Games 20/21/22/April

I am thinking of employing some new tactics for today.

It will involve not watching or checking up on the score from when it kicks off until about an hour after it finishes. I am sure it will be better for my blood pressure and quite possibly my mood as well.
Fuck that, am going to the pub with two dipper cousins to watch the match, I'm going to wind them up about the match and how fucked they are if they drop points until and unless they get a big lead and then I'm going to switch to talking about how gutted they're going to be if we win the next 4 games and all their efforts and good fortune this season is for nothing.
 
Fuck that, am going to the pub with two dipper cousins to watch the match, I'm going to wind them up about the match and how fucked they are if they drop points until and unless they get a big lead and then I'm going to switch to talking about how gutted they're going to be if we win the next 4 games and all their efforts and good fortune this season is for nothing.

ALL OR NOTHING ,)
 
Dipper cünts will be screeching like 3 year old girls at a unicorn birthday part when they win today.

Please Cardiff, issue a couple of ‘stern’ challenges, but watch out for the collapsing egyptian. He’ll be at his floppiest today.

I would love to see Barca give them a glimmer of hope, and then Messi decides enough is enough and turns VanDickhead inside out to score before setting up Suarez & Coutinho.
Cue the meltdown in Dipperville.

They way the celebrate every win like it’s somehow put them back in control is nauseating
 
The spitting scouser not letting Neville off the hook there. No idea why Neville thinks you can build a team around Pogba. He does know a lot about footy but comments like this show he has a definite ceiling to his "nouse".
 
Loserpool will fuck up, they always do.

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Fuck that, am going to the pub with two dipper cousins to watch the match, I'm going to wind them up about the match and how fucked they are if they drop points until and unless they get a big lead and then I'm going to switch to talking about how gutted they're going to be if we win the next 4 games and all their efforts and good fortune this season is for nothing.

I cant fault you, and I myself could walk five mins to a pub full of dippers. I could and have on several occasions taken the opportunity to give them what for. Made a point of going in straight after the CL final defeat. To be fair they do stay in the pub if they get beat unlike the rags who would have fucked off home by the time i got there.

Alas today I cant be arsed, the force is not with me and its perhaps better to wait in the hope of catching the sweet smell of burning candles from the scouse enclaves of South Cheshire (Winsford).
 
The spitting scouser not letting Neville off the hook there. No idea why Neville thinks you can build a team around Pogba. He does know a lot about footy but comments like this show he has a definite ceiling to his "nouse".

Nous (pronounced nouse) ;)
 

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