Prisoner escape

Wasn’t very imaginative was he? Went to Chiswick and was walking about the community with a baseball cap on as a disguise, so bad that over 100 people recognised him and informed the Police.

Makes you think those fake bombs he was found to have planted were his attempts at real bombs but he’s so shit at making bombs they thought they were fakes.
 
Wasn’t very imaginative was he? Went to Chiswick and was walking about the community with a baseball cap on as a disguise, so bad that over 100 people recognised him and informed the Police.

Makes you think those fake bombs he was found to have planted were his attempts at real bombs but he’s so shit at making bombs they thought they were fakes.

Yep. So in 4 days he travelled about 5 miles. One of which was strapped to the bottom of a truck. Starting to think he wasn't the brilliant terrorist mastermind he was being pegged as. Even the bloody celebrities on Hunted do better than that.
 
Yep. So in 4 days he travelled about 5 miles. One of which was strapped to the bottom of a truck. Starting to think he wasn't the brilliant terrorist mastermind he was being pegged as. Even the bloody celebrities on Hunted do better than that.

Although he'll get time added on, might actually do good for his case. His defence can just say he's a dozy Walter Mitty type and was only acting alone and it's difficult to disprove that unless there's clear evidence of him communicating with foreign agents.
 
Yep. So in 4 days he travelled about 5 miles. One of which was strapped to the bottom of a truck. Starting to think he wasn't the brilliant terrorist mastermind he was being pegged as. Even the bloody celebrities on Hunted do better than that.
I bet he didn’t even mean to escape from prison.

An onion probably rolled off the side while he was preparing a meal, bounced out of an open door when a delivery was coming in and he ran after it. It rolled under the delivery van and he got his Croatian flag keks caught on the exhaust, then the van drove off with him caught underneath.
 

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