Private plates

[Barcon]

What about your arse, any dribbling there yet?

Nope. Pretty tight still.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

I had a woman driving in front of me on the way home tonight that was driving like a tit.
As I went around her I said to myself, "Fuck off Meghan1, you're a shit driver".

Are you 100% certain that it wasn't a Renault Megane? ;)

 

[idahoblues]

Are you 100% certain that it wasn't a Renault Megane? ;)

Maybe in Quebec

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Only need them now that I dribble after a piss.

Can you still trust a fart??

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I inherited a private plate when I bought my car.

I’m a ****.

Theory checks out.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

People with private plates should be forced to have a ‘powered by fairy dust’ sticker at the back of the car, and those headlight eye lashes at the front, just to emphasise the cuntishness.

 

[metalblue]

People with private plates should be forced to have a ‘powered by fairy dust’ sticker at the back of the car, and those headlight eye lashes at the front, just to emphasise the cuntishness.

Only takes one carefully placed number plate screw… go on, express yourself

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Only takes one carefully placed number plate screw… go on, express yourself

A bit off with my drill

 

[DiscoSteve]

Couldn't they have just used "D" for miseryside?

Used to be a droptop electric blue BMW round my way, driven by a young blonde lass with the number CLA55Y (the car not the girl). Also back when these were a big thing, (early 80's?) remember seeing ORG45M for sale in a newspaper ad

That started life on a Ford Cortina originally

 

[DiscoSteve]

Capitalism 101, how can we get the gullible fucks to spend even more of their money on shit they don't need?

The simple answer, much as it annoys all the left wingers on here, is that they can! And good luck to them!