PSG and City

[allan harper]

This thread is ace !


Sorry for using a French word my English brothers.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

Sorry, I was out in West Didsbury with my militant Vegan friends on our bikes with daisy chains round our neck singing Matthews Southern Comfort songs. We all agreed it was a bit harsh to judge 65 million people on the military activities 70 years ago of the country they were born in. We agreed to judge people individually from now on. Crazy hippy nonsense, I know.

Your only as good as your last war
They were terrible

The form guide says we'd have a great chance against China then, after our last noble victory in the Opium Wars, another proud moment in British history. At least we got to colour in Hong Kong pink on the map, that's the only part of the story that matters isn't it?

A man after my own heart. We must meet up on Empire Loyalist Day for a few quick snifters and a chinwag about hill stations.

 

[sir baconface]

So you have to drive all the way to Burnley in your Champagne coloured Vauxhall Omega to get to the rally then? Bet the Russel Watson CD makes it an enjoyable ride though.

Where's shaelumstash gone? Disappeared back up his own rectum perhaps? Come back on, special one, and sprinkle more pearls of wisdom to us poor, Burnley-bound Omega jockeys.

Sorry, I was out in West Didsbury with my militant Vegan friends on our bikes with daisy chains round our neck singing Matthews Southern Comfort songs. We all agreed it was a bit harsh to judge 65 million people on the military activities 70 years ago of the country they were born in. We agreed to judge people individually from now on. Crazy hippy nonsense, I know.

Very witty. But no need to strain the brain cell on my account.

Out on your bikes you say? Dont they allow high horses in West Didsbury?

What tickles me is the delicious irony of your posts. Oh yes, and your total oblivion to it. You whinge about stereotyping, then respond by flinging around your own stereotypes. A few of us josh about the heroic French war effort and that makes us racists, paid-up EDL members or ... pause for drum roll... miserable peasants from Burnley. So this is what you call "judging people individually"?

It must be a laugh a minute at Chateau Shaelumstash. (Irony).

Cheers for now.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

Please stop, I am starting to hyperventilate. Can't we all unite against Australia or something?

 

[SWP's back]

Please stop, I am starting to hyperventilate. Can't we all unite against Australia or something?

They've been punished enough. Have you seen the size of the spiders over there?

 

[i kne albert davy]

Please stop, I am starting to hyperventilate. Can't we all unite against Australia or something?

They've been punished enough. Have you seen the size of the spiders over there?

And that Yorkshires in front of them in medal table

 

[andyhinch]

Off to France next week staying near Azincourt, should I take a longbow?

 

[Andy Dale]

From Twitter, made me laugh

Man City, the poor man's PSG.
Retweeted by Piers Morgan

According to the rich list the Qatari has 3 billion cash in his back pocket.
With 29 billion I'm sure Sheik Mansour is terrified of him.
I also read somewhere that the Qatari was told by the Sheik to buy outside of the EPL because he couldnt afford a price war with our owner.

 

[Andy Dale]

Off to France next week staying near Azincourt, should I take a longbow?

Its Agincourt. They do not like the 2 finger salute.
They are the only ones that understand it.
When an English bowman was captured, the French would cut off his fingers.To stop him being a bowman again.
In battle , the English would flick 2 fingers up at the French to piss them off.
Thats where the 2 finger salute comes from.

 

[Shaelumstash]

Where's shaelumstash gone? Disappeared back up his own rectum perhaps? Come back on, special one, and sprinkle more pearls of wisdom to us poor, Burnley-bound Omega jockeys.

Sorry, I was out in West Didsbury with my militant Vegan friends on our bikes with daisy chains round our neck singing Matthews Southern Comfort songs. We all agreed it was a bit harsh to judge 65 million people on the military activities 70 years ago of the country they were born in. We agreed to judge people individually from now on. Crazy hippy nonsense, I know.

Very witty. But no need to strain the brain cell on my account.

Out on your bikes you say? Dont they allow high horses in West Didsbury?

What tickles me is the delicious irony of your posts. Oh yes, and your total oblivion to it. You whinge about stereotyping, then respond by flinging around your own stereotypes. A few of us josh about the heroic French war effort and that makes us racists, paid-up EDL members or ... pause for drum roll... miserable peasants from Burnley. So this is what you call "judging people individually"?

It must be a laugh a minute at Chateau Shaelumstash. (Irony).

Cheers for now.

Oh don't worry I don't have to strain the brain cell.

You think I am oblivious to the irony of me using lazy stereotypes in a debate where my point of view is that you shouldn't use lazy stereotypes? Unbelievable.