Psycho woman... help please!

The Flash said:
This thread needs an update from the OP!!!!


Unless he's dead.


RIP Hat Trick.
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He's definitely dead, or trapped with this woman.

Or he's taken Ancient's advice and is initiating the plan to kill one of his mate's dads.
 
this is starting to worry me now.

clearly after all the expert advice on here he had a couple of cheeky wines and decided to nip upstairs for a "cup of sugar".

whilst we take the piss he's trussed up like a chicken hanging from the ceiling by a length of cheese wire round his testis with that dildo/spacehopper thing rammed up his arse - whilst a tune from the little music box daddy gave her tinkles in the background.

She's slowy slicing a scalpel across his buttocks.... "he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not"...

I can sense a bluemoon film coming on...
 
york away to this! said:
this is starting to worry me now.

clearly after all the expert advice on here he had a couple of cheeky wines and decided to nip upstairs for a "cup of sugar".

whilst we take the piss he's trussed up like a chicken hanging from the ceiling by a length of cheese wire round his testis with that dildo/spacehopper thing rammed up his arse - whilst a tune from the little music box daddy gave her tinkles in the background.

She's slowy slicing a scalpel across his buttocks.... "he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not"...

I can sense a bluemoon film coming on...
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The film can be called 'Serves him right' then ;)
 
york away to this! said:
this is starting to worry me now.

clearly after all the expert advice on here he had a couple of cheeky wines and decided to nip upstairs for a "cup of sugar".

whilst we take the piss he's trussed up like a chicken hanging from the ceiling by a length of cheese wire round his testis with that dildo/spacehopper thing rammed up his arse - whilst a tune from the little music box daddy gave her tinkles in the background.

She's slowy slicing a scalpel across his buttocks.... "he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not"...

I can sense a bluemoon film coming on...
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Brilliant! I've literally just pictured this in my mind.

In my mind, the psycho girl is wearing nothing but a short, untied silk robe.

She's shaved, too.
 
He's probably given in/felt sorry for her and thought 'fuck it I'll slam it one last time'
3 card trick has probably got his 'Ace in the hole' as we speak, things will only get worse.

If only he took my advice in my previous post, Annie Wilkes would be in a straight jacket now. But no, he had to have one last go on her grotter. He's doomed I tell thee, doomed.
 
Luckily I've managed to avoid this thus far but my mate had one of the craziest bitches I've ever seen. Threw herself off some steps and told everyone he pushed her so everyone turned on him, stabbed him in the thigh with some scissors, told him she was pregnant so he cancelled his holiday plans etc. etc. Think some other poor bastard is stuck with her now.
 
RandomJ said:
Luckily I've managed to avoid this thus far but my mate had one of the craziest bitches I've ever seen. Threw herself off some steps and told everyone he pushed her so everyone turned on him, stabbed him in the thigh with some scissors, told him she was pregnant so he cancelled his holiday plans etc. etc. Think some other poor bastard is stuck with her now.
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Jesus Christ!! - proper fucking psycho!! And a proper woman too!!
 
RP2 said:
york away to this! said:
this is starting to worry me now.

clearly after all the expert advice on here he had a couple of cheeky wines and decided to nip upstairs for a "cup of sugar".

whilst we take the piss he's trussed up like a chicken hanging from the ceiling by a length of cheese wire round his testis with that dildo/spacehopper thing rammed up his arse - whilst a tune from the little music box daddy gave her tinkles in the background.

She's slowy slicing a scalpel across his buttocks.... "he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not"...

I can sense a bluemoon film coming on...
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Brilliant! I've literally just pictured this in my mind.

In my mind, the psycho girl is wearing nothing but a short, untied silk robe.

She's shaved, too.
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Ha ha only on BMF..! Glad im a Blue coz you lot scare the shit outta me!!!!
 
andyhinch said:
Still no word from the OP? He could be tied up with barbed wire with the psycho woman pissing on his cuts as we speak
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I hope to fuck he's not copped for the same Fatal Attraction psychotic fruit loop that I had.
Nah, he can't have done, unless he's into the type that were stirring that cauldron in 'Jason and the Argonauts.'
 
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