Question for parents

[SWP's back]

Another thread where people are arguing fiercely over something that may never happen. it's like the cellar's version of the Mourinho vs Mancini thread.

That's what folk tend to do on threads Chris - they debate imaginary scenarios that are extremely unlikely in reality.
Much like fans on Newcastle websites probably fantasise over a win.

Fixed

 

[BlueHammer85]

Another thread where people are arguing fiercely over something that may never happen. it's like the cellar's version of the Mourinho vs Mancini thread.

That's what folk tend to do on threads Chris - they debate imaginary scenarios that are extremely unlikely in reality.
Much like fans on Newcastle websites probably fantasise over an away win.

Ouch :( Why is it the ones you care about you always hurt the most ha ha

N i reckon we will win loads of away games next year ;)

The championship is alot easier

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Another thread where people are arguing fiercely over something that may never happen. it's like the cellar's version of the Mourinho vs Mancini thread.

That's what folk tend to do on threads Chris - they debate imaginary scenarios that are extremely unlikely in reality.
Much like fans on Newcastle websites probably fantasise over an away win.

Ouch :( Why is it the ones you care about you always hurt the most ha ha

N i reckon we will win loads of away games next year ;)

I'm sure you will mate.
The Championship is much less competitive.

 

[ChrisNUFC]

That's what folk tend to do on threads Chris - they debate imaginary scenarios that are extremely unlikely in reality.
Much like fans on Newcastle websites probably fantasise over an away win.

Ouch :( Why is it the ones you care about you always hurt the most ha ha

N i reckon we will win loads of away games next year ;)

The championship is alot easier

My point exactly. i am glad someone else appreciates the gallows humour

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

That's what folk tend to do on threads Chris - they debate imaginary scenarios that are extremely unlikely in reality.
Much like fans on Newcastle websites probably fantasise over an away win.

Ouch :( Why is it the ones you care about you always hurt the most ha ha

N i reckon we will win loads of away games next year ;)

The championship is alot easier

Hark at bubbles boy here

 

[BlueHammer85]

Ouch :( Why is it the ones you care about you always hurt the most ha ha

N i reckon we will win loads of away games next year ;)

The championship is alot easier

Hark at bubbles boy here

Mid table and cruising baby !

 

[ChrisNUFC]

I reckon we should knock all this footy talk bollocks on the head. (for the sake of the board you understand nothing to do with the abuse my team is getting)

Back on topic.

Would I have my kids chipped? I would not.

Can just imagine all the phone shops doing a roaring trade in unblocking kids.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I reckon we should knock all this footy talk bollocks on the head. (for the sake of the board you understand nothing to do with the abuse my team is getting)

Back on topic.

Would I have my kids chipped? I would not.

Can just imagine all the phone shops doing a roaring trade in unblocking kids.

You don't need to chip your kids mate.
They've already got a fucking barcode.

 

[ChrisNUFC]

I reckon we should knock all this footy talk bollocks on the head. (for the sake of the board you understand nothing to do with the abuse my team is getting)

Back on topic.

Would I have my kids chipped? I would not.

Can just imagine all the phone shops doing a roaring trade in unblocking kids.

You don't need to chip your kids mate.
They've already got a fucking barcode.

Good work Sir

 

[The Flash]

I reckon we should knock all this footy talk bollocks on the head. (for the sake of the board you understand nothing to do with the abuse my team is getting)

Back on topic.

Would I have my kids chipped? I would not.

Can just imagine all the phone shops doing a roaring trade in unblocking kids.

You don't need to chip your kids mate.
They've already got a fucking barcode.

Excellent work Mr Fetlocks.

 

[BlueHammer85]

I reckon we should knock all this footy talk bollocks on the head. (for the sake of the board you understand nothing to do with the abuse my team is getting)

Back on topic.

Would I have my kids chipped? I would not.

Can just imagine all the phone shops doing a roaring trade in unblocking kids.

You don't need to chip your kids mate.
They've already got a fucking barcode.

haha :D

 

[Johnsonontheleft]

Why do you bother?

To show you up for the paranoid, race obsessed, person that you are.

You're nothing more than an arrogant bully. I assumed that you had kids when I saw you'd contributed to this thread, but no. You've chipped in on a thread that doesn't concern you and isn't relevant to you. There's a reason the title of this thread is question for parents - seems most of the actual parents on here think it's a good idea.

Fetlocks accuses me of paranoia - paranoia is thinking that a 'find my iPhone' style chip for kids would turn into an Orwellian nightmare despite it being completely fucking optional for parents.

Internet bullies the pair of you with your series of ad hominem attacks attempting to drive anyone who disagrees with you away from the forum.

Get a fucking life.

 

[mick10]

Don't know about that one. Just to trace in the event of a serious problem? Kidnap lost as stated or tracking them? The people that do these evil deeds would find a way to mask or disable the signal I'm sure. And removed at ??? 16 say. the logistics of this would be enormous,followed by privacy, data protection etc. Good idea on principle with good intentions. Yes.

 

[Skashion]

Given that the person most likely to harm a child is the parent or a close relative in the child's home, or relative's home, we should put CCTV in every room in every home that a child will live in or visit. That is not only technologically possible, unlike JOTL's magic chip, which transmits GPS data without a power source..., but will be far more effective in preventing harm to children. I might even start a new thread proposing this idea and ban parents from voicing an opinion.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Why do you bother?

To show you up for the paranoid, race obsessed, person that you are.

You're nothing more than an arrogant bully. I assumed that you had kids when I saw you'd contributed to this thread, but no. You've chipped in on a thread that doesn't concern you and isn't relevant to you. There's a reason the title of this thread is question for parents - seems most of the actual parents on here think it's a good idea.

Fetlocks accuses me of paranoia - paranoia is thinking that a 'find my iPhone' style chip for kids would turn into an Orwellian nightmare despite it being completely fucking optional for parents.

Internet bullies the pair of you with your series of ad hominem attacks attempting to drive anyone who disagrees with you away from the forum.

Get a fucking life.

No - most of the parents on this thread think it's a fucking stupid idea -once you get past page two and some sensible folk came to the party,so try reading the thread again.
So that leaves a handful of posters in favour,and the majority of sane folk against.
Sorry about that inconvenient truth.
And why the fuck should only those with kids be allowed an opinion anyway?
You bore on about how it gives some blinding revelations and insights being a parent,yet you are quite possibly the most narrow minded,paranoid bigot on this forum.
If having kids gave you enlightenment,then I shudder to think how blinkered you were before.
Why are you constantly asking posters how old their kids are?
It is;
1) Completely irrelevant to their stance and,
2) Absolutely none of your fucking business anyway.
All things considered,I think I preferred you when you posted predictable racist drivel than your new incarnation as some self-styled protector of children.

 

[allan harper]

Why do you bother?

To show you up for the paranoid, race obsessed, person that you are.

You're nothing more than an arrogant bully. I assumed that you had kids when I saw you'd contributed to this thread, but no. You've chipped in on a thread that doesn't concern you and isn't relevant to you. There's a reason the title of this thread is question for parents - seems most of the actual parents on here think it's a good idea.

Fetlocks accuses me of paranoia - paranoia is thinking that a 'find my iPhone' style chip for kids would turn into an Orwellian nightmare despite it being completely fucking optional for parents.

Internet bullies the pair of you with your series of ad hominem attacks attempting to drive anyone who disagrees with you away from the forum.

Get a fucking life.

If you was chipped, Mr Back would be able to hunt you down, you wouldn't think it's such a good idea then.

 

[mick10]

Given that the person most likely to harm a child is the parent or a close relative in the child's home, or relative's home, we should put CCTV in every room in every home that a child will live in or visit. That is not only technologically possible, unlike JOTL's magic chip, which transmits GPS data without a power source..., but will be far more effective in preventing harm to children. I might even start a new thread proposing this idea and ban parents from voicing an opinion.

Your chip will be removed Skas and you will be dumped in a very very remote area. Never to be found ;)

 

[The Flash]

Why do you bother?

To show you up for the paranoid, race obsessed, person that you are.

You're nothing more than an arrogant bully. I assumed that you had kids when I saw you'd contributed to this thread, but no. You've chipped in on a thread that doesn't concern you and isn't relevant to you. There's a reason the title of this thread is question for parents - seems most of the actual parents on here think it's a good idea.

Fetlocks accuses me of paranoia - paranoia is thinking that a 'find my iPhone' style chip for kids would turn into an Orwellian nightmare despite it being completely fucking optional for parents.

Internet bullies the pair of you with your series of ad hominem attacks attempting to drive anyone who disagrees with you away from the forum.

Get a fucking life.

 

[roaminblue]

Not really, it could be overcome with anyone with half a brain. Electronics are very easily damaged by too many volts. Anyone who has built a computer knows this. The components come in anti-static bags to avoid damage and you have to earth yourself whilst building it. Even overvolting by twice the allowed amount can damage a computer chip. Go and look up overvolting on the internet. It's something internet gamers do to try and overclock their systems more. We're talking very fine measures here. Gamers take high precautions even when overvolting by 10-20%. Overvolting by hundreds of times what they are designed for will utterly destroy a computer chip. Strong electro-magnets, a taser, a home-built EMP device would knock out any computer chip. Anything that transmits is easily defeated by a Faraday cage and it wouldn't be at all hard to turn a vehicle into a Faraday cage. They already are one of sorts which is why a car is the best place to be during a lightning storm.

Very rational answer, I've been outdone by my own ignorance once more. but I still draw the same conclusions, there is no substitute for vigilance

I should have put "some people" I guess.

-- Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:07 am --

Buying an iPhone for a 2 year old isn't really realistic is it.

How old are your kids?

And can we just clarify that nobody is advocating compulsory microchipping of kids - it would be a decision for the parents to make. Don't want your kids microchipped because of privacy concerns? You wouldn't have to. But for parents who want to, the option would be there. Same with iPhones - not happy with privacy of their GPS tracking - don't buy one!!!

Why is a two year old going to be out of your sight for long enough to be kidnapped. I think most of the atrocities that happen to young kids like that tend to happen in nurseries or in the home. What's a tracker going to help with then? " oh they're exactly where I thought?"

I don't have kids, why?

I'm just confused as to why you feel the need to contribute to a thread entitled 'Question for parents'. But that's fine...

In relation to the point you make, if you had kids you would know that there are many many opportunities for them to go missing even if you are an ultra-vigilent parent. You've never had to take 2 or 3 young kids to the park - try keeping all of them in your line of sight at all times, especially if one grazes their knee or something - it's impossible. Then you've got busy shopping centres, theme parks, holidays - anywhere there are crowds. It happens a lot more than you might think.

Simply be because I felt that I could add value to he thread. I don't think just because I'm not a parent doesn't mean I don't have valid opinions

I know how it can he with young children. I have three young sisters whom I take out often, I've never not been able to see where they are, I don't take them anywhere dodgy and have never had any problems. Certainly not problems that would prompt me to maime them

 

[SWP's back]

Why do you bother?

To show you up for the paranoid, race obsessed, person that you are.

You're nothing more than an arrogant bully. I assumed that you had kids when I saw you'd contributed to this thread, but no. You've chipped in on a thread that doesn't concern you and isn't relevant to you. There's a reason the title of this thread is question for parents - seems most of the actual parents on here think it's a good idea.

Fetlocks accuses me of paranoia - paranoia is thinking that a 'find my iPhone' style chip for kids would turn into an Orwellian nightmare despite it being completely fucking optional for parents.

Internet bullies the pair of you with your series of ad hominem attacks attempting to drive anyone who disagrees with you away from the forum.

Get a fucking life.

Haha, top trolling you racially obsessed mouth breather.

I am just upset that you have managed to pollute the gene pool with your DNA. 'Tis a shame.