Something to the effect of -
EAMONN HOLMES, PATRICK KIELTY, ZOE BALL, MICK HUCKNALL, OLLY MURS, BOBBY CHARLTON, PADDY CRERAND, GARY NEVILLE, DWIGHT YORKE, LOU MACARI, BACONFACE CAN YOU HEAR ME, BACONFACE, YOUR BOYS JUST TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING.
Or something. Not particularly original. But I laughed.