Rag Cafe in Meltdown (merged)

[savo]

Ah, so you can't be offside if you're behind the ball? I didn't know that. Shows what I know. "

That's the worst thing I have ever seen.

Brutal, but probably a yankie united supporter.

 

[Thatchersforearm]

Ah, so you can't be offside if you're behind the ball? I didn't know that. Shows what I know. "

That's the worst thing I have ever seen.

Brutal, but probably a yankie united supporter.

I disagree. An armchair fan thinking that is one thing. An £18 million Spanish International goalkeeper thinking the same - during a match - is far, far worse

 

[Boff]

not from rag cafe but from that manchester united v malcolm glazer site <a class="postlink" href="http://www.malcolmglazer.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.malcolmglazer.com/</a>

first the rag.

From red
Date 24-10-2011 9:27:43
Country not eastlands
Message Wankstain below me,tosspot,you don`t actually think your gonna beat us everytime you play United you piece of rubbish.You only got that scoreline because we had a man down.All your players you`ve signed are only there for trher oil money not for the lover of your Club history! cup in 35 years HAHAHAS fuckin SHITE.United ARE still champions and we`ll take our revenge at Everton THEN you idiot cunts.


then the blue's response.

From City6
Date 26-10-2011 15:30:08
Country Manchester
Message OK 'red' here's the rundown on your team's performance.

De Gea - £18million keeper who spent most of the time on his arse or thumping the turf. Couldn't marshall a trolley round Tesco let alone his defence. What a waste of money.

Smalling - Not at the races and nowhere to be seen for 5 of the goals.

Ferdinand - Has been. Way over the hill. Give it up now Wio. P.S. Thanks for the corner.

Evans - Utter dog shit. Always has been, always will be. May explain why he's such a fucking cheat.

Evra - Totally ineffective and went AWOL most of the time. Welbeck was in his position for the 5th. On the slide.

Anderson - Useless fat fuck totally out of his depth without a couple of superstars to carry him through the game. Barge on Richards should have been a penalty.

Fletcher - World famous in Scotland but totally overrated and also out of his depth. Nice finish for the goal though.

Nani - Just a shit Michael Jackson. Contributed fuck all to United's cause.

Young - Started OK for 10 minutes despite a despicable dive trying to get Milner booked when he didn't touch him. (Watch it again if you can). Then bottled it and went into hiding for the rest of the match.

Welbeck - Fast tracked into the England squad purely on the basis of having played a couple of games for Glory Glory ManU. Showed willing but just ran around like a headless chicken most of the time.

Rooney - Spent all game looking as though he was just thinking 'What the fuck am I doing here?'

Jones - A £20 million buy who looks worth every penny of, er, £5 million. Left for dead by Aguero for the 3rd. Come back in 5 years Phil and we'll see if you've been worth it.

Chick Pea - Looked like he was about to cry.

Ferguson - Looked what he is. A sad lonely old pisscan who's seen the future. Couldn't even be arsed to issue his team with tactical instructions. Just bollocked the senior players for not parking the bus and settling for a 3-1 defeat. What a ****!

Apart from the above I thought United did well.

I totally disagree with the word "performance"

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The rags are wounded this week,had one wanting to scrap with me last night lol!

Driving around Buford, Georgia with my City car flag since Sunday i got the "V" sign yesterday at a red light, rather than drive after the sad fook as usual, i merely ambled along with a "Mancini Smile" until lo an behold at the next red light who was alongside me! I just held up 6 fingers )in a non-Stokie way!!) to the deluded twat who and get this.....nutted his steering wheel several times!! I damn near pissed myself!!

Oh happy days..........with more to come :-)

quality...im sure you will have a few more tales for us in the coming weeks

Probably a Yank glory hunter,doubt he'll even know where England is never mind Manchester (UK)

 

[quiet_riot]

Ah, so you can't be offside if you're behind the ball? I didn't know that. Shows what I know. "

That's the worst thing I have ever seen.

That's nothing, some clown who sits near me constant shouts for offside from thrown ins and goal kicks.

 

[reddishblue]

City6 a hero

 

[Pam]

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From red
Date 24-10-2011 9:27:43
Wankstain below me,tosspot,you don`t actually think your gonna beat us everytime you play United you piece of rubbish.You only got that scoreline because we had a man down.All your players you`ve signed are only there for trher oil money not for the lover of your Club history! cup in 35 years HAHAHAS fuckin SHITE.United ARE still champions and we`ll take our revenge at Everton THEN you idiot cunts.

This could be a genuine poster or a massive WUM. Either way, it's hilarious.

 

[Bluemoonbaldboy]

Sorry if already posted but I wonder if he enjoyed it?

Talking Vulture
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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I'll drink my own piss if cITEH beat us on Sunday

http://www.redcafe.net/f6/biggest-manchester-derby-ever-should-see-goals-united-victory-341935/

 

[paulchapo]

I was there in 89 for the 5-1 but this was better,oh so much better!

This was the game we were going to be put back in our place.Little old City were going to be shown who the real kings of football were,in front of 72 thousand muppets with their plastic bags full of goodies from the megastore and millions more watching worldwide.

Instead they were run ragged[no pun intended] and left dizzy by the blue blurs running at,around and past them!And this on their own 'Fortress Old Trafford' pitch!

It was one match against the scum i was praying for Fergie time!Another 10 minutes and it would have been 10 at least.The look of utter shock and disbelief on their players faces said it all.

To use the quote of one Scouse muppet after the charity shield,''Today we gave them a footballing lesson!''

Maybe next time you will use that pea brain to choose your words more carefully and show a little respect and humility in victory eh Wazza???

For now...............''Eat that you red twat!!!''

 

[MotownBlue]

Can I ask you Brit Blues something?

Is it the same there as it is here in the States with United fans? Here, they seem to bee all full of themselves, wearing their ManUre shirts and such and acting all cocky, but they are rarely the type of football fans that will have a good chat about another side or a game they didn't play in. Don't often seem to be tuned into the overall game of football, just constantly running their mouths about how great Man U is. I absolutely hate it.

Because I am the brewmaster in a pub, I meet many, many Rags. One of my favorite things to do as a wind up is to chat with them very briefly and excitedly about football and wait for them to ask "what team do you follow?"...

...then I give a good little pause and say "Man City, man" or "I'm fucking City til I die". Absolutely drives them up the wall. I make sure to have a look of disdain on my face as well. Sometimes I also tell them that their team is shit.

Absolutely terrible fans, by and large, over here...

 

[TCIB]

Can I ask you Brit Blues something?

Is it the same there as it is here in the States with United fans? Here, they seem to bee all full of themselves, wearing their ManUre shirts and such and acting all cocky, but they are rarely the type of football fans that will have a good chat about another side or a game they didn't play in. Don't often seem to be tuned into the overall game of football, just constantly running their mouths about how great Man U is. I absolutely hate it.

Because I am the brewmaster in a pub, I meet many, many Rags. One of my favorite things to do as a wind up is to chat with them very briefly and excitedly about football and wait for them to ask "what team do you follow?"...

...then I give a good little pause and say "Man City, man" or "I'm fucking City til I die". Absolutely drives them up the wall. I make sure to have a look of disdain on my face as well. Sometimes I also tell them that their team is shit.

Absolutely terrible fans, by and large, over here...

Keep up the good work Motown :D.

To answer your q, yes mate they are exactly like that, as if they have something other fans don't and that in turn gives them the right to act like stuck up twats.
We get them types who spout of all the time also, and a large chunk like you say just talk a lot but you can tell if you quized them then they would be umming and ahhhing untill doomsday.
Well thats how it is in Wigan (town in greater manchester).

 

[alky313]

Can I ask you Brit Blues something?

Is it the same there as it is here in the States with United fans? Here, they seem to bee all full of themselves, wearing their ManUre shirts and such and acting all cocky, but they are rarely the type of football fans that will have a good chat about another side or a game they didn't play in. Don't often seem to be tuned into the overall game of football, just constantly running their mouths about how great Man U is. I absolutely hate it.

Because I am the brewmaster in a pub, I meet many, many Rags. One of my favorite things to do as a wind up is to chat with them very briefly and excitedly about football and wait for them to ask "what team do you follow?"...

...then I give a good little pause and say "Man City, man" or "I'm fucking City til I die". Absolutely drives them up the wall. I make sure to have a look of disdain on my face as well. Sometimes I also tell them that their team is shit.

Absolutely terrible fans, by and large, over here...

It is exactly like that mate. United are the fair-weather fans pick around the globe. These "United" fans are the same people who call us "Citeh". Which is just the supposed Manc accent. Rag bastards are the same kids in highschool who followed every trend. Supporting United is a fad, Supporting City is life.

 

[john@staustell]

Can I ask you Brit Blues something?

Is it the same there as it is here in the States with United fans? Here, they seem to bee all full of themselves, wearing their ManUre shirts and such and acting all cocky, but they are rarely the type of football fans that will have a good chat about another side or a game they didn't play in. Don't often seem to be tuned into the overall game of football, just constantly running their mouths about how great Man U is. I absolutely hate it.

Because I am the brewmaster in a pub, I meet many, many Rags. One of my favorite things to do as a wind up is to chat with them very briefly and excitedly about football and wait for them to ask "what team do you follow?"...

...then I give a good little pause and say "Man City, man" or "I'm fucking City til I die". Absolutely drives them up the wall. I make sure to have a look of disdain on my face as well. Sometimes I also tell them that their team is shit.

Absolutely terrible fans, by and large, over here...

I find them the least knowledgeable of all fans on the whole. They know f-all about other clubs and their players, which is why Sunday came as such a shock. They just trot out cliches and I often find that I know more about their players and team than they do.

There are obviously some who know what they are talking about, but on the whole no, because they have attracted a large casual 'following' whereas other clubs have fanatics who know their stuff.

 

[pominoz]

Hi, Arsenal fan in peace, I'm trying to get hold of the video of the City lad taunting the United fans at the Community shield for some office banter against our Rags, could someone please assist?

I promise not to cause any issue, or troll, I just really want a link to this video if possible please...

Great win on Sunday by the way, my house mate (who was born and bred MCFC is still on cloud 9), I'm just absolutely gutted that I put a cheeky fiver on 5-1! At 80/1, I was dancing around like a loony until Silva slotted that 6th in!

-- Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:54 pm --

Just to explain in more detail, the video I'm after is the one of the kid on his ones with the flag who runs over to the United fans and falls to his knees, I think it was the Community Shield, could have been the FA Cup Semi final, looks like it's Wembley at least!

Here you go....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFA_vZWP1FY&feature=related[/youtube]

 

[CityWest]

You should all play this in the background next time you head over to 'Rag Cafe' and start reading their heartbroken fans 'Derby' posts!

(Anyone who wasn't around in the 80's may think I've gone mad!!!)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZDsUGiGqM[/youtube]

 

[ccr]

My neighbour still hasn't opened his curtains and it's now Wednesday, ffs.

If they still havent opened the curtains by Friday and you can smell something odd i think its time to call the police and ambulance services.......

Nah, leave it till monday. Remember its a united fan. They smell funny anyway.

 

[skyblue romeo]

The Rags in INDIA are certainly the WORSE.

Some of my aquaintences are RAGS and when i told them that I am a Citizen, the reply was, Now, i have seen everything; some folks follow Manchester City as well. I was literally Pissed off but i smiled and said yeah i do.

I have been labelled as probably the only INDIAN who is a CITY fan..

And then in all the football forums here, its stated that CITY are trying to buy success but they never will be able to as long as SAF is around..

After the 1-6 demolition, all those RAGS ignore me..EVEN more but i somehow LOVE it ;)

In the football forum, i have posted all the 1-6 jokes and 5 rags have already left the FORUM.. Other teams fans(gooners,liverpool,chelea fans etc.) already consider me as a LEGEND LOL :D

I am not much of an attention seekr but u know what.. I am loving every moment of this LEGEND feeling Hehehehehehe :D :D :D

 

[baldmosher]

Ah, so you can't be offside if you're behind the ball? I didn't know that. Shows what I know. "

That's the worst thing I have ever seen.

Terry Venables didn't know either, he called an offside when commentating in the 1996 world cup when the player was behind the ball. He thought you would be offside if the ball was played forwards, no matter where you were stood at the time.

And that is a guy who managed England, ffs. Some people are just naturally clueless. How they were ever involved with football for so long, I don't know, but it's no wonder England and Prem teams hire foreign coaches nowadays, too many of the English ones are clearly thick as pig shit.

 

[am333]

This oil money thing is really getting old....i would suggest to them to give each player 500 pounds a week and see how far that "tradition" will take them. In any case didnt they have a certain somebody acting all primadona cuz he was short on hairtransplant money bout a year ago. Oh yeah...a propper club legend dying for the team colours...gimme a break

 

[baldmosher]

The Rags in INDIA are certainly the WORSE.

Some of my aquaintences are RAGS and when i told them that I am a Citizen,

Fair play mate, but we don't call ourselves the Citizens.

The (largely foreign) media have perpetuated that old nickname recently, as if they need a sound bite to hang on to.

utd don't call themselves the Red Devils either.

I never understood this anyway, Barca and Real Madrid don't have a stupid nickname, do they?

Next time someone asks who you support say "City" or "Manchester City" in full. Anything else makes you sound like a tool

-- Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:56 am --

Can I ask you Brit Blues something?

Is it the same there as it is here in the States with United fans? Here, they seem to bee all full of themselves, wearing their ManUre shirts and such and acting all cocky, but they are rarely the type of football fans that will have a good chat about another side or a game they didn't play in. Don't often seem to be tuned into the overall game of football, just constantly running their mouths about how great Man U is. I absolutely hate it.

Because I am the brewmaster in a pub, I meet many, many Rags. One of my favorite things to do as a wind up is to chat with them very briefly and excitedly about football and wait for them to ask "what team do you follow?"...

...then I give a good little pause and say "Man City, man" or "I'm fucking City til I die". Absolutely drives them up the wall. I make sure to have a look of disdain on my face as well. Sometimes I also tell them that their team is shit.

Absolutely terrible fans, by and large, over here...

Like this, in fact!!! ;-) Somehow Americans and Canadians get away with it