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Re: Re: United in termoil..Bernsteins fault...ycnmiu

Prestwich_Blue said:
HorshamBlue said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
You have to be pretty thick to start with to get so emotionally disturbed about a defeat for a club thousands of miles from where you live in a city you are never likely to visit. I wouldn't get too smug though; these muppets are going to be supporting us in 3 years time.
How do you know he's not from the UK?
reddevil4ever, India (01/12/2011 at 09:16)
Hmm. That only means he is in India, not that he is Indian, from India, born and bred in India. He could be a United scout or Cockney vacuum seller on assignment.
 
svennis pennis said:
LawsBackHeel said:
markbmcfc said:
Saw that last night and pissed myself.

Its just too funny.

I was pissing mysides at that, it was the second time he went over that did it for me hahaha

Can someone re upload this? Love to see it.
It's here: http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=240823&start=600

Ah, here as well:
fryerst2cbf.gif
 
BoyBlue_1985 said:
bluelol said:
james1910 said:
rats ship spings to mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
drivetime on talkshite should be worth ago tonigth!!!!!!!!!!

Giving Talk Shite a go this morning for the very same reason,
the subject is mentioned (only because it's got to be) but soon droped for another subject.

Funny as F--k

Its funny because after the takeover we played Brighton in the league cup and duly lost on penalties. I thought the media were going to knight all the players from brighton that night. Okay we had money but we had clueless Hughes as manager and a lot of top class shite brought by human rights activist Shinwatra playing in the team. My god we were shite under hughes

Was there that night... one to forget.
 
Absolutely hilarious on there,

Some classic threads but the Carling Cup Quarter Final thread is pure comedy gold, the arrogance is breathtaking

Should we beat Palace (as we surely will) you just know it will be:
Man Utd v Man City
Cardiff v Liverpool

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/f7/carling-cup-quarter-finals-344348/index8.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/f7/carling-cup-q ... ndex8.html</a>
 
Re: United in termoil..Bernsteins fault...ycnmiu

Good job Agent Bernstein!

Continue your mission......
 
£60 million 1

50p shop 2

funny they didn't mention that much on the $ky-mutv
 
Ducado said:
Absolutely hilarious on there,

Some classic threads but the Carling Cup Quarter Final thread is pure comedy gold, the arrogance is breathtaking

Should we beat Palace (as we surely will) you just know it will be:
Man Utd v Man City
Cardiff v Liverpool

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/f7/carling-cup-quarter-finals-344348/index8.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/f7/carling-cup-q ... ndex8.html</a>

Oh deary me haha, last night their recent threads was 2 pages long and each thread was meltdown related.

This is why i never look further ahead that the next match, Boring maybe but screw it a bit of respect is no bad thing. I also dont end up getting quoted like this daft bugger.
 
Re: United in termoil..Bernsteins fault...ycnmiu

oakiecokie said:
reddevil4ever, India (01/12/2011 at 09:16)
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SAF, you should have played Fletcher who normally takes credit earned by our other ten first team players,
You knew very well that throwing him at the deep end would have exposed him as well as you.

We do not want an apology, we are hurt beyond belief. We are numb with disbelief.
Old Trafford has become a graveyard for our hopes and aspirations.

Time to expose Bernstein for the sham that he is. Sitting atop the FA, he has been put there to make sure every refereeing decision which is debatable goes against United.

We lost thre due to injury due to the Crystal Palace players targeting the ankles of our players. The twins and Berba were the players who could make a difference. Yes that was a blatant offside but Evans was busy holding Murray's shirt and looking to clear the ball. Park was kicked time and again but he was a tough cookie.

Pogba and Morisson have promise and Gibson was nowhere as bad as my fellow reds make him out to be, in fact his passing was more constant than the other sorry players.

I feel truly bad for Valencia who played his heart out.

Macheda should have never been allowed to wear a United shirt, we should have given these opportunities to his compatriot Rossi.

Had we started Pogba and Morrison alongside Berba the story could have been different instead of making lame excuses. Had Berba started the season playing with Tom and Ando in support we may have seen an even better start to the season.

By not keeping Berba playing we have cut our noses to spite our faces. Welbeck had he been on the bench could have stepped in. His speed and height could have made a difference.

We know the Glazers are skint and there is no money, but with this poor financial situation only you can fashion victories and build a viable team.
Evans Fletcher Macheda should never ever appear for us again, ever again.
It is very important we keep Pogba and Gibson they both have the technique to shoot and volley from distance, something that is missing since Scholesy hung up his boots. Morisson has the technical ability. Fryers did well, but he is not in Fabio's class but he does not make mistakes, a defender or keeper as the saying goes is only as good as his last blunder.

Right now we are in free fall without a chute. We are the last people on earth who want to see you to retire on a low.

Favouritism will be our doom,

Oh dear Agent David,they`ve sussed you out !!
PMSL at the tossers demise.

ha ha,,,"The lamps are going out all over Europe, it is unlikely we shall ever see them lit in our lifetime again."
 
Man Utd have the worst fans in the league
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/f6/man-utd-have-worst-fans-league-344466/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/f6/man-utd-have- ... ue-344466/</a>

Their quality of supporter has degenerated so much they don't even deny it anymore.
 
TCIB said:
Ducado said:
Absolutely hilarious on there,

Some classic threads but the Carling Cup Quarter Final thread is pure comedy gold, the arrogance is breathtaking

Should we beat Palace (as we surely will) you just know it will be:
Man Utd v Man City
Cardiff v Liverpool

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/f7/carling-cup-quarter-finals-344348/index8.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/f7/carling-cup-q ... ndex8.html</a>

Oh deary me haha, last night their recent threads was 2 pages long and each thread was meltdown related.

This is why i never look further ahead that the next match, Boring maybe but screw it a bit of respect is no bad thing. I also dont end up getting quoted like this daft bugger.

Same here, one game at a time, it helps keep you from getting carried away, every game is a hard game no such thing as an easy game any more, I hope City fans are more grounded. Plus I am crap at predicting results
 
Re: United in termoil..Bernsteins fault...ycnmiu

One word stand out for me...

oakiecokie said:
reddevil4ever, India (01/12/2011 at 09:16)
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SAF, you should have played Fletcher who normally takes credit earned by our other ten first team players,
You knew very well that throwing him at the deep end would have exposed him as well as you.

We do not want an apology, we are hurt beyond belief. We are numb with disbelief.
Old Trafford has become a graveyard for our hopes and aspirations.

Time to expose Bernstein for the sham that he is. Sitting atop the FA, he has been put there to make sure every refereeing decision which is debatable goes against United.

We lost thre due to injury due to the Crystal Palace players targeting the ankles of our players. The twins and Berba were the players who could make a difference. Yes that was a blatant offside but Evans was busy holding Murray's shirt and looking to clear the ball. Park was kicked time and again but he was a tough cookie.

Pogba and Morisson have promise and Gibson was nowhere as bad as my fellow reds make him out to be, in fact his passing was more constant than the other sorry players.

I feel truly bad for Valencia who played his heart out.

Macheda should have never been allowed to wear a United shirt, we should have given these opportunities to his compatriot Rossi.

Had we started Pogba and Morrison alongside Berba the story could have been different instead of making lame excuses. Had Berba started the season playing with Tom and Ando in support we may have seen an even better start to the season.

By not keeping Berba playing we have cut our noses to spite our faces. Welbeck had he been on the bench could have stepped in. His speed and height could have made a difference.

We know the Glazers are skint and there is no money, but with this poor financial situation only you can fashion victories and build a viable team.
Evans Fletcher Macheda should never ever appear for us again, ever again.
It is very important we keep Pogba and Gibson they both have the technique to shoot and volley from distance, something that is missing since Scholesy hung up his boots. Morisson has the technical ability. Fryers did well, but he is not in Fabio's class but he does not make mistakes, a defender or keeper as the saying goes is only as good as his last blunder.

Right now we are in free fall without a chute. We are the last people on earth who want to see you to retire on a low.

Favouritism will be our doom,

Oh dear Agent David,they`ve sussed you out !!
PMSL at the tossers demise.
 
Re: United in termoil..Bernsteins fault...ycnmiu

Celebritykiller said:
One word stand out for me...

oakiecokie said:
reddevil4ever, India (01/12/2011 at 09:16)
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SAF, you should have played Fletcher who normally takes credit earned by our other ten first team players,
You knew very well that throwing him at the deep end would have exposed him as well as you.

We do not want an apology, we are hurt beyond belief. We are numb with disbelief.
Old Trafford has become a graveyard for our hopes and aspirations.

Time to expose Bernstein for the sham that he is. Sitting atop the FA, he has been put there to make sure every refereeing decision which is debatable goes against United.

We lost thre due to injury due to the Crystal Palace players targeting the ankles of our players. The twins and Berba were the players who could make a difference. Yes that was a blatant offside but Evans was busy holding Murray's shirt and looking to clear the ball. Park was kicked time and again but he was a tough cookie.

Pogba and Morisson have promise and Gibson was nowhere as bad as my fellow reds make him out to be, in fact his passing was more constant than the other sorry players.

I feel truly bad for Valencia who played his heart out.

Macheda should have never been allowed to wear a United shirt, we should have given these opportunities to his compatriot Rossi.

Had we started Pogba and Morrison alongside Berba the story could have been different instead of making lame excuses. Had Berba started the season playing with Tom and Ando in support we may have seen an even better start to the season.

By not keeping Berba playing we have cut our noses to spite our faces. Welbeck had he been on the bench could have stepped in. His speed and height could have made a difference.

We know the Glazers are skint and there is no money, but with this poor financial situation only you can fashion victories and build a viable team.
Evans Fletcher Macheda should never ever appear for us again, ever again.
It is very important we keep Pogba and Gibson they both have the technique to shoot and volley from distance, something that is missing since Scholesy hung up his boots. Morisson has the technical ability. Fryers did well, but he is not in Fabio's class but he does not make mistakes, a defender or keeper as the saying goes is only as good as his last blunder.

Right now we are in free fall without a chute. We are the last people on earth who want to see you to retire on a low.

Favouritism will be our doom,

Oh dear Agent David,they`ve sussed you out !!
PMSL at the tossers demise.

Thats fucking three !! lol but I know what you mean.
Just gets better by the day.
 
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Forgive my ignorance, but is this Redcafe an Irish based site, as it seems to be only the Irish and some other 3rd world minorities on there.
 
BWTAC said:
Forgive my ignorance, but is this Redcafe an Irish based site, as it seems to be only the Irish and some other 3rd world minorities on there.

It is, but it's regarded as the main fan forum. The demographic of the site (Irish and far Eastern) pretty much accurately reflects United's "fan" demographic anyway. Eamon Holmes, James Nesbitt, Patrick Kielty = Case in point.

That photo is comedy gold by the way, thank you for the smiles Lee. :-)
 
Mugatu said:
BWTAC said:
Forgive my ignorance, but is this Redcafe an Irish based site, as it seems to be only the Irish and some other 3rd world minorities on there.

It is, but it's regarded as the main fan forum. The demographic of the site (Irish and far Eastern) pretty much accurately reflects United's "fan" demographic anyway. Eamon Holmes, James Nesbitt, Patrick Kielty = Case in point.

That photo is comedy gold by the way, thank you for the smiles Lee. :-)


what ever happened to red issue i thought that was their main forum
 
Re: United in termoil..Bernsteins fault...ycnmiu

oakiecokie said:
reddevil4ever, India (01/12/2011 at 09:16)
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SAF, you should have played Fletcher who normally takes credit earned by our other ten first team players,
You knew very well that throwing him at the deep end would have exposed him as well as you.

We do not want an apology, we are hurt beyond belief. We are numb with disbelief.
Old Trafford has become a graveyard for our hopes and aspirations.

Time to expose Bernstein for the sham that he is. Sitting atop the FA, he has been put there to make sure every refereeing decision which is debatable goes against United.

We lost thre due to injury due to the Crystal Palace players targeting the ankles of our players. The twins and Berba were the players who could make a difference. Yes that was a blatant offside but Evans was busy holding Murray's shirt and looking to clear the ball. Park was kicked time and again but he was a tough cookie.

Pogba and Morisson have promise and Gibson was nowhere as bad as my fellow reds make him out to be, in fact his passing was more constant than the other sorry players.

I feel truly bad for Valencia who played his heart out.

Macheda should have never been allowed to wear a United shirt, we should have given these opportunities to his compatriot Rossi.

Had we started Pogba and Morrison alongside Berba the story could have been different instead of making lame excuses. Had Berba started the season playing with Tom and Ando in support we may have seen an even better start to the season.
By not keeping Berba playing we have cut our noses to spite our faces. Welbeck had he been on the bench could have stepped in. His speed and height could have made a difference.

We know the Glazers are skint and there is no money, but with this poor financial situation only you can fashion victories and build a viable team.
Evans Fletcher Macheda should never ever appear for us again, ever again.
It is very important we keep Pogba and Gibson they both have the technique to shoot and volley from distance, something that is missing since Scholesy hung up his boots. Morisson has the technical ability. Fryers did well, but he is not in Fabio's class but he does not make mistakes, a defender or keeper as the saying goes is only as good as his last blunder.

Right now we are in free fall without a chute. We are the last people on earth who want to see you to retire on a low.

Favouritism will be our doom,

Oh dear Agent David,they`ve sussed you out !!
PMSL at the tossers demise.


I'm just picking my jaw up off the floor after this comment
 

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