Rags eye new signings after landing Portugese tramp

[LongsightM13]

After paying £7m for a Portugese third division striker, Bebe, whose only international experience was representing his country at the Homeless World Cup, Baconface has identified the men he thinks can help him win the treble this year

1: 'Catweazle', an underpass in Bristol
Promising goalkeeper who has mice living in his beard

2: 'Mad Billy', a skip in Glasgow
Has not washed the piss stains from his trousers for 22 years, setting a new Scottish record. Says Alex Ferguson is his role model

3: 'Mental McBastard', Crowcroft Park, Longsight
Fulfills the 'home grown' criteria. Asked about the possible transfer, he replaied "AArrrccchhhh, feck of you feckin bassaa"

 

[kevdeblue]

BACONFACE signs BABE the pig

 

[missi.t]

After paying £7m for a Portugese third division striker, Bebe, whose only international experience was representing his country at the Homeless World Cup, Baconface has identified the men he thinks can help him win the treble this year

1: 'Catweazle', an underpass in Bristol
Promising goalkeeper who has mice living in his beard

2: 'Mad Billy', a skip in Glasgow
Has not washed the piss stains from his trousers for 22 years, setting a new Scottish record. Says Alex Ferguson is his role mod

3: 'Mental McBastard', Crowcroft Park, Longsight
Fulfills the 'home grown' criteria. Asked about the possible transfer, he replaied "AArrrccchhhh, feck of you feckin bassaa"

Class pass me the kleenex !!!

 

[meeesh]

Taggart in a few years

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[Adebayors lovechild]

I assume that this Bebe or whatever the fuck he's called will turn out to be the next "wayne rooney" just because he's been brought in by that whiskey nosed bacon faced boot kickin arse humpin cnut, like that hernandez twat, he trips up and the ball hits him in the face yet it was a glory goal, whereas Boateng storms past valencias wingers and places a inch perfect cross and barry gets a beauty of a header on it, that was an "Average" goal...pisses me off them rag twats!

 

[m27]

Brilliant Longsight. Genuinely hilarious.<br /><br />-- Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:04 pm --<br /><br />

FERGIE, SIGN HIM UP! FERGIE FERGIE SIGN HIM UP...

 

[LongsightM13]

Brilliant Longsight. Genuinely hilarious.

-- Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:04 pm --

FERGIE, SIGN HIM UP! FERGIE FERGIE SIGN HIM UP...

ha! We can sing that now whenever we see a hobo going through the bins

 

[ramsdale4]

Great post.

 

[laserblue]

After paying £7m for a Portugese third division striker, Bebe, whose only international experience was representing his country at the Homeless World Cup, Baconface has identified the men he thinks can help him win the treble this year

1: 'Catweazle', an underpass in Bristol
Promising goalkeeper who has mice living in his beard

2: 'Mad Billy', a skip in Glasgow
Has not washed the piss stains from his trousers for 22 years, setting a new Scottish record. Says Alex Ferguson is his role model

3: 'Mental McBastard', Crowcroft Park, Longsight
Fulfills the 'home grown' criteria. Asked about the possible transfer, he replaied "AArrrccchhhh, feck of you feckin bassaa"

laughed out loud at the above. :D

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

After paying £7m for a Portugese third division striker, Bebe, whose only international experience was representing his country at the Homeless World Cup, Baconface has identified the men he thinks can help him win the treble this year

1: 'Catweazle', an underpass in Bristol
Promising goalkeeper who has mice living in his beard

2: 'Mad Billy', a skip in Glasgow
Has not washed the piss stains from his trousers for 22 years, setting a new Scottish record. Says Alex Ferguson is his role model

3: 'Mental McBastard', Crowcroft Park, Longsight
Fulfills the 'home grown' criteria. Asked about the possible transfer, he replaied "AArrrccchhhh, feck of you feckin bassaa"

FPMSL...

Thanks for that, nearly choked on my lunch !